| Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers |
| Scene 1: Frodo: Darn it! I still have this dumb ring! Samwise: You mean the ring that will stop a wedding by making whoever wears it disappear? Frodo: Yes Samwise: The same ring that makes everyone over act once they've seen it? Frodo: Yes Sam: You mean the ring that- frodo: Darn it Sam! Yes that ring! Sam: No need to be pushy Mr. Frodo. Frodo: Sighs Sam: To get rid of it we must walk across this desert of razor sharp rocks very slowley till we find our computer animated guide with an eternal bad hair day. Then from there we must toss the ring into a firery pit. Frodo sighs Scene 2: Aragon: We must resue Marry and Pipin from the evil canabolists. (runs into some guys) Guy #1: Oh sorry we might have killed your friends. Gandalf: No they escaped and they are talking to trees. You must come with me so that we can fight a major battle in wich only we will survive but the mosters will eventully parish. Legolas: You mean (gulps) theres another movie after this? Gandalf: I'm afraid so Gimli: Oh great. I'm confused about the plot already. Wasn't our mission just to dystroy that one ring? Legoalas: Yes but we are involved in subplots now. Frodo and Sam do not want us around. Gimli: Geez Scene 3: Elves: Its an allaince between men and elves! Monster: GRRRRRR Swords: CLAN CLANG! Scene 4: Trees (Ents): We will go into Isengaurd and dystroy it! Saurmon: NO! Ents: YES! Scene 4: Frodo: Even though we've been set lose again, I still have this darn ring. and its taking a toll on me! Sam: I will stand by you Mr. Frodo Frodo: Wheres that darn mountian so i can trow this ring in and then realive myself of this burdun? Sam: The mountain won't be in the movie till the end of the third film. Till then we have more monsters to dystroy and we will face an evil Spider Lady. Frodo: AH S^*$! |