| Lord Of The RIngs: Fellowship Of The Ring |
| I know how confusing Lord Of The Rings is to those of you that have never read the book or are confused by the 11,000 or so main characters and all of the subplots (especially since the charactors have crazy names like Fagbreath or Twikletoes). So here I will try to make things a bit easier for you guys. |
| Scene 1: Bilbo Baggins: Here Frodo have my ring. It is a ring of terrible power for an ancient wizard called Sauron. I need you to take this ring to Mount Doom to dystroy it. But it will take you across New Zeland, very slowley, and you will be hunted by evil creatures. Frodo: Ok Samwise: I will go with you. Frodo: Good Pipin:I'm hungry Gandalf: Take the ring to the Inn of the Prancing Ponny where you will meet some dude called Aragon or Strider or whatever his name is this week he should take you to see me again. I will not take the ring because I am a coward. ~Gandalf leaves~ Scene 2: Frodo: We are all alone. Pipin, Marry and Sam agree. Pipin: Look theres Strider! ~Strider takes them to Rivendell~ Master elf (Rivendell): The ring is not safe here because my people have left because they are cowards. Frodo: I will take the ring to wherever you say so. Legolas: I'm comming Strider: Me too Bormir: Yeah I'm gonna get shot in the chest by a bunch of arrows but i wanna come. Gimli: I'm racist against Legolas-the elf-but I will come along Gandalf: I'll come just cause I'm bored Scene 3: Some more scarey stuff happends. Swords: Clang Clang! Frodo: Everyone wants this damn ring! ~Gandalf plunges to his death~ Frodo: NO!!!! ~sigh~ I still have this dumb ring. Sam: You will still have that dumb ring till we walk across New Zeland in slow time. We will probably take every short cut too but ironiclly the short cuts will get us lost. And Marry and Pipin will probably go insaine and talk to trees. Frodo groans ~Frodo groans as he looks over the razor sharp rocks~ Frodo: I suppose we'll never see the others again. Sam: Maybe Frodo: Yeah right, would you look at those rocks? if we fall its lights out. Sam: Oh yeah We're suicidal aren't we Mr. Frodo? Frodo: Indeed we are Sam, indeed we are. |