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| A Very Trekkie Christmas |
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| Deck The Hollodeck ~sung to the tune of Deck The Halls~ "Deck the hollodecks with boughs of holly falalalalalalalala Tell the Captain to let us out early falalalalalalalala Captain Picard is way to pushy falalalalalalalala Tell him that we want to transfer falalalalalalalala!" "Theres a Klingon ship heading straight towards us falalalalalalala It is set on a colision course falalalalalalala We need to evacate the entire ship falalalalalalalalala Or we'll be blown to space dust falalalalalalalala!" |
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| Exploring about a Federation Starship ~sung to the tune of Walking In A Winter Wonderland~ "We will go on a Starship It is owned by the Federation Its a bueatiful Ship Though the Captain has a lisp Exploring aboard a Federation Starship!" "We will stop in 10 Forward To have a drink with Giedin Shes a bit unafriad But that is ok. Exploring aboard a Federation Starship." "In the hollodeck we will build a virtual man We will pretend that he is Captain Picard. He'll say 'Are you working?" We'll say 'No man. But we'll work as soon as you get onboard.'" "Later on we'll retire To the beaches of virtual LA. To face what is ours We helped build the ship. Exploring aboard a Federation Starship." |
| Oh Captain Picard ~sung to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree~ "Oh Captain Picard Oh Catpain Picard let me please work for you." "Oh Catain Picard oh Captain Picard Let me please work for you." "Oh come on Captain pretty please I'll help clean up the entire ship." "Oh Captain Picard Oh Captain Picard let me please work for you." |
| note: All of the song parodies I made up |
| The Twelve Days of Inspections ~Tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas~ "On the first day of inspections my captain gave to me An android with an emotion chip." "on the second day of inspections my captain gave to me Two fighting engeners and an android with an emotion chip." "On the third day of inspections my captain gave to me Three douling Klingons, two fighting engeners and an android with and emotion chip." "On the forth day of inspections my captain gave to me four warp cores, three douling Klingons, two fighting engeners and an andriod with an emotion chip." "On the fith day of inspections my captain gave to me five promotions for my colleges, four warp cores, three douling Klingons, two fighting engeners and an andriod with an emotion chip." "On the sixth day of inspections my captain gave to me six |
| Jingle Bells ~sung to the tune of yep Jingle Bells!~ Jingle bells, number one smells Gordi regained his eyesight! The planitary cruser lost a wheel and Captain Picard got a way! HEY!" |
| Captain Picard is Comming on Board ~Santa Clause is Comming to Town~ "You better watch out you better not cry. Better not pout Im telling you why! Captain Picard is commig on board! He took a quick vacation on the Federation planet! Now hes comming back and you better think twice! For Captain Picard is comming on board!" He sees you when you're working He knows when you're faking it. He knows your Starfleet Record So you better be good for him!" You better watch out you better not cry, Better not pout Im telling you why! Captain Picard is comming on board!" |
| Don't forgett to check out: The Night Before Inspections |