Tekken Jr. 7
A/N: I am going to kick this story up a notch or
two!!! MUHAHAHA cough Oh this chapter is long as hell, the end is where it gets
good so ya know!
Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken
WARNING: SOME
HUMOROUS YET LIGHT SEXUAL CONTENT FOR THE NEXT FEW
CHAPTERS!
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About
8 or 9 years later
"Where the hell are they?" Hwoarang grumbled as he
waited outside the large middle school. He was waiting near the fountain in a
pair of jeans, white button down shirt, and tennis.
"You ask as if we
knew." Steve said standing next to him in a blue t-shirt, black jeans, and
sneakers.
"You know we aren't there personal keepers." Jin said in his
red button down shirt, black jeans and tennis as he walked over to them. All
were waiting for Julia and Xiaoyu. Today was their first day in jr. high
school.
"Although you are ever since you married Julia." Steve snickered
as a reminder.
"I swear that was when we were in day care and you
assholes still remember that." Hwoarang growled.
"Yea, I do." Jin
smirked.
"I don't like her like that." Hwoarang fumed, his face almost as
red as his hair.
"Your face seems to be telling a different story." Jin
pointed out as Julia and Xiaoyu walked over to them. Julia had on dark denim
mini skirt, a red tank top, and tennis. Xiaoyu on the other hand had on a pink
denim mini skirt, a white v-neck shirt and sneakers. Her hair of course in
pigtails with pink hair ties.
"What the hell took you all so long?"
Hwoarang asked impatiently.
"Language." Xiaoyu reminded
him.
"Fine." Hwoarang sighed in defeat. "What the HECK took you all so
long?"
"Thank ya very much." Xiaoyu grinned at him. "I was waiting for
Julia cause she couldn't decide how to where her hair." Referring to Julia's
curled hair.
"Hey guys get your schedules?" Forest said walking up to
them in his baggy attire. He was in the grade before them and had already been
in jr. high.
"Yea we all have classes together." Julia answered showing
him her schedule since they all were the same anyway.
"You all have
health first semester?" Forest said eyeing the schedule with humor.
"Yea
why?" Steve asked curiously.
"No reason, oh and have fun since you all
have it first period this morning." Forest laughed as he walked inside the
school.
"It's just gym with a different name, you've got to be kidding
me. What could be so exciting about this class." Xiaoyu shrugged as she looked
at her schedule. Then the bell rang signaling them to get to homeroom. "Hey
who's in homeroom with Mr. Watanabe?" Xiaoyu asked.
"I am." Jin said as
he walked with her. "See you guys at first period."
"Alright, good luck."
Steve said as the group split up so they good go to their homeroom classrooms.
After what seemed like the long and further more boring lectures they got at
their homeroom classrooms, they all meet up at the gym to start their first
class.
"Ok everyone listen up!" A rather buff woman with a Russian woman
said stepping forward. The class was silent. "You all have about five minutes
each class to change into your gym clothes and met in the small classroom first.
We will meet in the classroom before every class. Now you all should have some
gym clothes with you to change. So you all have five minutes. Boys go into your
locker room girls into yours, no fooling around. Also after every gym class
showers are required, if we do physical activity." All the students just stood
there horrified. "GO." She said gruffly. They all took off like a rocket to get
changed and into their sweats for gym. Within about five minutes approximately
everyone was waiting in the classroom.
"No wonder Forest said laughed at
our schedules." Steve said sighing as they waited.
"I know." Hwoarang
sighed.
"She shaped you up real fast, you're on time." Julia
snickered.
"Well there is a first and last time for everything." Hwoarang
smirked.
"Yea and if you're late for that woman's class it seems that
will be your last time, period." Xiaoyu pointed out.
"I bet that's really
a man." Jin muttered to himself as she (or he, hell even it) walked into the
room.
"Ok I am Miss Hike." She said as she sat her folders down on the
desk. "Now before every class there will be a small lesson. You will need a
notebook for this class and there will be tests quizzes as well as
homework."
"There goes my one A." Hwoarang muttered to himself getting
the attention from some of the other students. "Problem?" Hwoarang
snapped.
"Excuse me sir what's your name?" Miss Hike said looking at
Hwoarang.
"Doo San Hwoarang." Hwoarang said answering her
question.
"What did I just say Mr. Doo San?" Miss Hike said looking at
him seriously.
"Look lady, I'm not even going to lie to you, I don't
know." Hwoarang sighed, she was already on his bad side.
"I was saying
that you all will have homework tonight." Miss Hike said passing out a few
worksheets. "You each are to go home and talk to your parents or family about
what's on the questionnaire I am handing you. It's like an
interview."
"Oh gosh." Julia said looking at the questions on the
sheet.
"I can't ask my mom that." Jin said shaking his head.
"Hell
no." Hwoarang said turning the paper over. "I don't want to know."
"This
is your first assignment of the quarter. You have to do this!" Miss Hike said
strictly. "If you all miss one assignment then that could be the difference
between passing or falling in my class. No put your folders away because we are
moving into the gym to start on our next lesson."
"This ought to be fun."
Xiaoyu said sarcastically as they walked out of the small classroom and into the
gym.
"Ok we start each class by jogging laps round the gym." Miss Hike
instructed. "Now jog 6 laps and we meet in the center." Miss Hike
instructed.
"Ya know." Julia said as the 5 jogged around the large
gym.
"What?" Jin asked as they hit lap six.
"I am so out of
shape." Julia huffed.
"Come one Julia gym is a breeze." Xiaoyu said
happily as she continues to run.
"I'm more of the sit in the library
type." Julia said as they walked to the center of the gym.
"Ok our first
unit is gymnastics." Miss Hike announced receiving groans from the boys and a
few of the girls. "Look it's important to have some degree of flexibility. Also
you all will start fitness testing next class or sometime later this week. The
purpose of this is to see if you all need any physical improvement. At the end
of the semester you all will need to improve your scores for the next time you
take the fitness test. The first time you all take the fitness teat doesn't
count but the second time it does, it's worth 50% of your grade."
"There
go my straight As." Julia sighed angrily.
"What are you bitching for?"
Hwoarang asked harshly. "There goes my one A."
"What do we all have to
worry about?" Steve asked.
"Let's see the fact that our first unit is
gymnastics and we're guys and guys just aren't that flexible, except for my
Uncle but he's weird." Jin pointed out.
"Yea I'm a girl and I'm not that
flexible either." Julia sighed.
"Who cares about that we have to take
test!" Hwoarang said outraged.
"Do any of you take gymnastics?" Miss Hike
asked. Xiaoyu raised her hand. "OK then you'll help me demonstrate.
"This
is a good thing because Xiaoyu can help us." Hwoarang pointed out.
"This
is going to be a long mother fucken year." Julia growled, then she realized what
she said. "See Hwoarang you're a bad influence on me."
"I know." Hwoarang
smirked. "I do what I can. Now if I could just corrupt Lil Miss
Innocence."
"Bite me." Xiaoyu said sticking her tongue out at
him.
"It's a start." Hwoarang shrugged.
After school
"Mom,
Dad I need to ask you a few things." Jin said as he sat at the kitchen table
with his parents.
"Sure Jinny." Jun said smiling at her son.
"Ok.'
Jin said pulling out his gym homework. "Ok when's the first time you all had
sex." Kazuya choked on his roll.
"What?" Kazuya asked
shocked.
"You have to answer the question." Jin said pulling out a
pen.
"Let me see this." Jun said taking the paper away from Jin. "Look at
what their teacher is having them do for homework."
"Well it's about time
he found out about these things, in a few years he's going to be going them."
Kazuya said honestly.
"Not my little boy." Jun said hugging
Jin.
"It's better he hears it from us then friends." Kazuya admitted.
"Then again that's how I found out and I turned out just fine."
"No, No,
and No!" Jun yelled letting Jin go. "He's just too young to hear these
things."
"Well apparently he will in school." Kazuya said calmly. Jin
sighed and got up from the table. He strolled out into the living from and
called Xiaoyu.
"Hello." Xiaoyu answered.
"Hey, it's Jin. How are
you mother and Uncle taking it?" Jin asked.
"Listen for yourself." Xiaoyu
said holding the phone out in the air. "See what I mean."
"What is it?"
Jin asked curiously.
"It's Chinese and it's a heck of a lot of cursing."
Xiaoyu explained.
"Oh so I take it they want to have 'the talk'." Jin
snickered.
"My mom does, but my Uncle won't hear of it." Xiaoyu told him
as her mother and Uncle Wang continued to bicker.
"You see Steve when a
man and woman love each other they." Paul stopped.
"Have sex." Steve said
filling in the blanks.
"Yea that's it." Paul said trying to find the
right words to tell his son this. Nothing could compare to his not even fighting
in the tournament. Paul looked up to see Nina, now his wife, look at him with
wide eye. "Oh and when I say love I mean only when you're married." Nina then
looked at him with approval.
"So why did you and Mom get married two
years ago and that's years after I was born?" Steve asked his parents. "Look I'm
not stupid I know about premarital sex." His parents were shocked to say the
least about this. This wasn't going so well.
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"So dad." Hwoarang
said pulling out a pen and his worksheet. "How often do
masturbate?"
"What?" Baek asked looking at his son horrified. If he
thought that Hwoarang was a problem as a toddler teenage and pre-teen Hwoarang
are gonna be a bitch.
"You know choke the chicken, spank the monkey, jack
off." Hwoarang said amused.
"Why on earth are you asking me this?" Baek
asked shocked, yet disgusted.
"Because for health class we are going to
learn about sex." Hwoarang smirked, at his father's bothered
behavior.
"How often do you?" Baek asked finally learned how to deal with
his son. Hwoarang blushed to the point where his face was the color of his
bright red hair.
"Ok Julia." Michelle said as she sat her down, and
prepares her for the talk. "Boys have a key and girls have a key. The boy puts
the key inside the lock to get a baby."
"Oh I get it." Julia said
smiling. "So there is only one key for all girls. It's like the shapes have to
match or the key won't go in."
"Yea." Michelle nodded. "The right
combination unlocks the magic for the baby."
"So how do you know if
you've found the right shape for your lock?" Julia asked curiously. Michelle had
to think quickly.
"You just do." Michelle said figuring that would do.
Julia nodded as she took notes on her worksheet. Tomorrow would be an
interesting day of
class.
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I
know what you all are thinking at this moment:
That was too long and what
the hell have you been smoking! Well sorry if the chapter was so long and I
haven't been smoking a thing!
P.S.: You know ya'll love me! Even if I am
crazy as hell! POWER TO THE INSANE!
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bye-bye-bye
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