Tekken Jr. 6
A/N: Okie smokies I'm sorry I didn't update this week
but I've been real, real sick and I gotta get well soon so I can go to WWE RAW
IS WAR this Monday!!
Disclaimer: I don't own
Tekken
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"Oh
Hwoarang." Julia said in a singing and playful voice. She crept around the
daycare center room looking for her 'husband'. "You can't hide from your wife
forever."
"Wanna bet?" Hwoarang muttered to himself as he stood behind a
plant in the corner as he watched her look for him.
"Have any of you seen
him?" Julia asked pouting.
"He's behind the plant." Xiaoyu said pointing
to the red hair behind the plant.
"No he's not." Hwoarang
responded.
"Yea you are, we just heard ya talk." Steve said pulling him
from behind the plant.
"Ya know I am really starting to hate each and
every won of you." Hwoarang said folding his arms.
"The feeling is the
same." Jin nodded.
"What's that on your arm?" Forest asked, looking at
the red dots on his arm.
"What?" Hwoarang shrieked as he looked at his
arm.
"They're on ya face too." Xiaoyu pointed out.
"See what the
cooties she gave me did!" Hwoarang screamed as he scratched his arms and face
frantically.
"Aww let me make it all better." Julia said opening her arms
and offering him a hug.
"NO!!!!" Hwoarang yelled backing away from her.
"I was a deadvorce."
"You mean divorce." Forest corrected.
"That's
what I said." Hwoarang whined as he continued to scratch. They watched as he
scratched for a good ten minutes before bursting into tears.
"What
happened?" Miss Lola asked picking Hwoarang up.
"The cooties gots him."
Steve answered.
"And us too!" Julia screamed. They all had some small red
dots on their faces. The children frantically felted their faces before bursting
into tears.
The next day
"Thanks a lot Julia." Hwoarang grumbled
as Baek dropped him off into the room.
"Mommy, why can't I come with
you?" Jin whined looking up at his mother.
"Because sweetheart." Jun
started. "You all are sick with chicken pox and you have to be under isolation
for a little bit."
"But mamma I want to come with you." Jin pleaded. "Why
do I have to stay with them?"
"Because the other kids also have chicken
pox and we don't want anyone else to get it." Jun said leading him into the
room. "I'll come and get you as soon as you get better." Jun said as she left
the room. The small quarantine room and little beds, toys, tables and chairs and
also an assortment of other things. The light blue room had a large room so the
parents could see their kids through the glass without risk of getting sick and
a door for the doctor to come in and check on them.
"See what cooties can
do." Steve said as he sat on the floor miserably. They all sat in the room with
their pajamas on all covered in the itchy red bumps.
"And it's all your
fault." Xiaoyu pouted as she scooted next to Jin.
"Nah-Uh." Julia said
shaking her head. "See I gave my cooties to Hwoarang and he gave them to Xiaoyu.
Boys can only give girls cooties and girls can only give boys cooties. Girls
can't give girls cooties, like boys can't give boys cooties."
"So in
short this is still all your fault." Forest sighed.
"No my mommy said we
have chicken box." Jin told them.
"What's that?" Steve asked
sighing.
"It's died chicken with western fries in a box." Hwoarang
explained.
"You mean fried chicken!" Forest corrected again.
"I
said that." Hwoarang shrugged. Forest rolled his eyes.
"They're going to
fry us?" Xiaoyu asked her eyes brimming with tears.
"After we turn into
chickens, then they chop our heads off, then they'll fry us and eat us with
fries." Julia said. They all just looked at her frightened.
"I hope you
go first." Jin said blinking a few times.
"No, she is." Julia said
laughing at Xiaoyu. Xiaoyu just pouted.
"Am not, cause my Uncle said if I
use the lotion it'll make the bumps go away." Xiaoyu said trying to comfort
everyone else, and herself.
"I guess but if ya scratch ya turn into a
chicken." Julia warned.
"Where do you hear these stupid stories from?"
Steve asked.
"I know more then you think." Julia nodded.
"Whatever
I want my deedvorce." Hwoarang demanded.
"That's not very nice." Jin
sighed shaking his head.
"And it's a divorce." Forest told him
again.
"I said that." Hwoarang growled. "You married us, can't ya unmarry
us."
"Well ok." Steve shrugged as he got a piece of paper and a crayon.
"Ok since ya'll was joined in tasty macaroni in a divorce ya gotta agree to
this."
"I agree." Hwoarang said happily, trying to get out of this
marriage.
"I agree, as only as I get his tricycle." Julia said folding
her arms.
"My what?" Hwoarang asked shocked that she'd even suggest
something like his tricycle.
"I gave you the best years of my life and
this is how ya repay me." Julia yelled.
"Well it was a mistake from the
beginning." Hwoarang said bitterly.
"So you want to throw two days away
like that?" Julia asked pouting.
"Yea, but you ain't getting my trike."
Hwoarang said sternly.
"This is better then daytime TV." Marshall said as
he watched intently.
"I feel kind of bad for them." Xiaoyu pouted as she
watched them argue.
"Well as my father said." Jin sighed as he looked at
the two. "Better them then us."
"I see your point." Xiaoyu
nodded.
"No way woman." Hwoarang growled.
"Yes way! If you want a
divorce you gotta give me money." Julia grunted. "Why did I even marry
you?"
"Cause you gave me your cookie at snack time to marry you against
his will." Steve blurted out. "You didn't hear that."
"No we did." Xiaoyu
nodded.
"I hear." Hwoarang growled.
"Ok you all can't agree then
no divorce you all have to stay married." Steve shrugged as he walked
away.
"Oh mother fuck." Hwoarang shrieked. He was stuck with her. "What
could be worse I ask you?" He cried out loud.
"Ok kids time for your
medicine." The doctor said walking into the room.
"Nooo!" Hwoarang
screamed, as he dropped to his
knees.
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Okie
smokies, I hoped ya'll enjoyed it.
PLEASE REVIEW
Hasta la
bye-bye-bye
Meggie-muffin