Tekken Jr.
A/N: Ok I know that it has been awhile but you know, I
have had exams and what’s it matter that I studied cause I most likely failed
them all anyway!
Disclaimer: I do not own
Tekken.
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“So.”
Julia started with a smug smile on her face as she looked over at Jin and
Xiaoyu. “You’re marriage is going to be perfect, if that fact is true then why
are you here?”
Xiaoyu glanced over at Julia narrowing her eyes. “We are
here to make sure that we don’t make any of the same mistakes that have gone
wrong in you alls marriage.”
“Hey. Hey!” Steve interrupted. “We are not
really married.”
“Oh well what do you call this situation we are in now?”
Christie asked as she folded her arms. They were all sitting in the office of
the doctor waiting for him or her to come in so they could start this session of
the counseling.
“An unfortunate accident.” Hwoarang sighed as he played
with his fingers.
“Well if this is an unfortunate accident then why did
you go behind my back and marry her!” Julia screamed as she pointed to
Christie.
Christie’s mouth dropped in horror. “You bitch!”
“And
don’t you forget it!”
“Ladies calm down.”
All heads turned to see
Forest walk in the door., his voice was the one that boomed into the
room.
“No way.” Hwoarang sighed as he held his head. “This is not
happening not now, not like this! No! No!”
“You know.” Forest sighed as
he walked over to the desk sitting down. “I swore that one day you all would
need mental help but I never knew that it would come to this.” He looked at them
all. “Do I honestly want to know what is going on here?”
“No cause I
didn’t want to know, hell I never wanted to be apart of this!” Steve
sighed.
There was an eerie silence cast upon the room. Jin cleared his
throat and then began to speak.
“Ok we went on a trip to Vegas and these
four got plastered and got married, just not to the right people.”
Forest
blinked. “Explain please?”
“Ok well Christie is married to Hwo and Julia
is married to Steve.”
“And you all are here because.”
“We want to
make sure that we are sane and that everything is alright between us so that
when we get married everything will be ok between us.” Jin
finished.
“Wait.” Hwoarang spoke. “Are you the shrink?”
“Well not
really.” Forest shrugged. “See I am interning here because I wanted to be a
counselor. And well the person that I am shadowing with had to attend some
traveling anthropology convention to study marriage in societies around the
world so he left me in charge.”
“That’s great I mean you can just say
that we need the divorce!” Christie said as a smile faint of hope in her smile
shown. “You already know us so that won’t be a big issue!”
Forest shook
his head. “I am afraid I can’t do that.”
“Why pray tell?” Steve asked
outraged.
“Look I am on my honor about this job, not to mention I have
not even made the proper evaluation necessary to determine whether or not you
all really are not fit to be together.”
“You have known us for years and
your going to say that this is ok!!” Hwoarang screamed.
“I don’t want to
be married to him!” Christie screamed.
“Oh like you’re the catch of the
day!” Hwoarang yelled back
“Hey don’t talk to Christie like that.” Steve
interjected.
Julia looked at him mouth gapping. “You know I guess it’s
alright for her to talk about me but you can’t even defend your own
wife!”
“Oh god.” Xiaoyu sighed as she leaned her head on Jin’s
shoulder.
“I know.” Jin sighed as he pet her head.
Forest shook
his head as he reached into the drawer pulling out a blow horn. Raising the
device in the air he pushed the button allowing the tool to emit its loud
shrill. Everyone stopped and stared at him.
“Glad to see that I have your
attention now.” Forest spoke with a smug smile on his face. “Now since you all
are settled down we start our first sessions yes?”
They all slowly sat in
place looking in shock.
“Now, the key to making your relationship work is
a give and take method.”
“Ok then.” Hwoarang nodded. “How about you give
us the divorce and we won’t have to take your life if you don’t?”
Forest
rolled his eyes. “See I have this belief that everything happens for a reason
and well maybe this is a sign.”
“A sign that they weren’t kidding in
saying alcohol and Vegas just don’t mix!” Julia frowned.
“Look I know
that this is a rude awakening.” Forest told them. “But I am here to help you
alls marriages and the future marriage of the group go as smoothly as
possible.”
“I don’t think that you comprehend that what happened between
the four of us was a mistake!” Christie yelled.
“It’s funny that you say
that.” Forest smiled as he folded his arms. “See when one is drunk all
inhibitions are gone well there is nothing holding a person back from their real
desires. So this leaves me to wonder are these you alls real desires coming out
into the open?”
There was silence.
“He got you there.” Xiaoyu
spoke softly.
“Ok this was just a quick orientation!” Forest spoke.
“Tonight I want you all to spend two hours alone as a couple doing whatever
couple activity. Sex is not an option. You can talk, take a bath together, read
together, prepare and eat dinner together go out to a movie you get the idea.
Sex doesn’t count though.”
“I think I’m going to sick.” Steve
sighed.
“I know the feeling.” Hwoarang groaned as he held his
head!
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