Tekken Jr. A/N: I’m back my research paper will be over soon, thankfully!
That means in April! Well no longer am I a vegetarian...it was making me too
sick so muh mother forced me to stop and no meat is my best friend!
YAY!
Oh and I have been getting out of the house more! I went to see
Secret Window yesterday and it was stupid as hell! It wasn’t even scary yet
funny as shit! Wooo, I’m done now!
Disclaimer: I do not own
Tekken
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“Holy
Hell!” Jin gasped as he looked at the sight before him. It was the sight for all
ages. Julia and Steve lying in bed together. Cuddling, odd. “I mean things are
not what they appear right?”
He watched as Xiaoyu, being her curious self
lifted the covers up and looking under. Her face red after she put the sheet
back down. “Well if they didn’t then I want to know, cause they sure as hell
weren’t baking cookies.”
“What are we suppose to do?” Jin asked trying to
ignore the action she just did.
“I don’t know I mean this isn’t something
that you wanna just do suddenly.” Xiaoyu rationalized. “I mean what do you want
me to do ‘Hey Julia wake up. You need to wake up cause you have just cheated on
your boyfriend not to mention you have probably pissed off your best
friend.”
“I’m serious Xiaoyu.” Jin told he whispering a bit as he kicked
some of the many liquor bottles aside.
“Well so was I!” Xiaoyu told him.
“I mean I don’t see you making up anything good!”
“Well this is just one
of those things were there are no works to describe what the hell is happening.”
Jin sighed.
“I mean they are going to wake up soon so let’s wait for them
to wake up and then we will come in with some of the damage control.” Xiaoyu
suggested.
Jin nodded and they started out of the room. Just as they were
about to exit there was the most horrific feminine shrill that sent Steve
rolling out the bed in all this naked glory.
“Someone’s dead.” Jin
whistled as Hwoarang came running into the room trying to put the other pants
leg on and a piece of paper attached to his foot that he didn’t notice. “You
know I should’ve known that, that scream came from you.”
Christie came in
behind him, look of confusion danced across her face as she looked at Steve’s
naked body on the floor and Julia covering herself in bed.
“I take it
she’s pissed.” Xiaoyu said as she and Jin stood out of the way, near the bed
night stand.
“Look.” Christie sighed. “I don’t know how this happened
whatever it was, it’s a mistake. I didn’t mean to sleep with Hwo-hell it wasn’t
even that good! But that is beside the point.”
“Jeez Christie, thanks for
making me feel worse then I already do.” Hwoarang growled as he gave a very
sarcastic smirk.
“Hell.” Julia smiled as she puffed a cigarette. “I’m not
complaining about last night.” She chuckled as she smoked as she looked at
Steve.
“Look the important thing is that we learn from our mistake and
make sure something like this never happens again and that we make our
relationships right.” Steve spoke as he covered himself up.
Jin looked
down at the nightstand. “Um guys?”
“I mean we can just pretend that this
thing never happened and just go back to normal.” Julia nodded putting out the
cigarette.
“Yea, you guys.” Jin tried again this time a bit
louder.
“She’s right I mean we just have to watch our alcohol when we are
around each other.” Christie groaned covering her eyes then raking her hand
through her hair.
“Do they even know that we exist?” Jin
wondered.
“I’ll take of it.” Xiaoyu smiled as she took a deep breath
preparing to holler. “I’m pregnant!!!”
They all stopped and looked at
her.
“Well it’s nice to see that I have your attention and before you all
get any damn ideas into your head no I am not unlike you jack asses I have
morals and I still am pure as snow!” Xiaoyu giggled. “Ok Jin speak.”
Jin
just shook his head. “What’s this?”
Christie gasped looking at the paper.
Then she looked at Steve. “You married her?”
“You say that as if I am
some kind of whore.” Julia muttered but everyone heard her.
Christie just
ignored the wonder and continued to look at Julia. “You married
her?”
Steve was at a lost for words. Xiaoyu reached over and took the
other piece of paper of. “And Christie married Hwo.”
“Well not so high
and righteous now are we love.” Steve smiled with a coy grin on his
face.
“I think the bottom line is that well you all have on hell of a
problem to deal with.” Xiaoyu told them.
“You know I swore that this was
a bad thing. I told you all let’s go site seeing but no you all had to go to
those sin bins.” Jin told them.
“Wait a minute this is Vegas I mean how
good could those marriage certificates be.” Hwoarang smiled.
“He’s right
I mean everyone and everything can get married in Vegas as long as the money is
provided.” Julia laughed seeing a way out of this.
“Because these have a
court house stamp on them.” Xiaoyu informed as she showed them the piece of
paper.
Christie screamed. Julia lit another cigarette. Hwoarang just hit
his head against the wall while Steve sighed as he thought of how the hell he
was going to tell his mother he married Julia.
“You know there is
something you have to wonder with this situation.” Jin spoke as he watched them
panic.
“What?” Xiaoyu questioned.
“Even in there most drunken hour
they still manage to do something smart as in going to a court house to get
married.” Jin explained.
“Ironic huh?” Xiaoyu
asked.
“Yup.”
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OK
that is all for this week! I am sooo evil muhahaha!
Review or the pixis
will be so pissed and that’s not good!
Hasta la
bye-bye-bye
Meggie-muffin
Luv peace and chicken
grease