Tekken Jr.
A/N: Ok I got my report card... 4 As and three Bs for
the second quarter! I don’t know how the hell but the teachers must have added
wrong because I am an idiot! But whatever, there mistake not mine.
Oh I
am now a vegetarian!! YAY!
Disclaimer: I do not own
Tekken.
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“It’s
about damn time!” Kazuya cheered. “Damn it I knew it!”
“Finally I get an
heir that will not be a complete screw up like the rest of this family.”
Heihachi thanked happily.
“You’re pregnant!” Jia Li screamed in
horror.
“You’re pregnant?” Jin whispered.
“No!” Xiaoyu screamed.
“I have done nothing to become pregnant.”
“Congratulations honey.” Rong
smiled.
“Wang do something about this.” Jia Li screamed. “I want a
traditional Chinese wedding, with a Chinese groom!
“OOhh I have fabric
swatches.” Lee smiled as he held up his book full of fabric. Kazuya just slapped
him across the face.
“Kazuya!!” Jun screamed.
“Like you didn’t
want to do that!” Kazuya smiled innocently.
“What about our family what
about our traditions?” Heihachi growled as he and Jia Li were facing
off.
“Dad we don’t have any traditions.” Lee pointed out.
“We’ll
start some!!” Heihachi roared as the battle continued.
“Alright we’re
leaving.” Jin sighed as he grabbed Xiaoyu and they went running away from house
or battle ground.
Else where away from the war path
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“We’re back.” Xiaoyu sighed as she
walked back into the dorm with Jin. Christie, Steve, Julia and Hwoarang were
there and still waiting.
“I take it that well, things didn’t go so
great.” Julia inferred by the looks of her friend’s faces.
Xiaoyu looked
at Julia blandly as did Jin. “All they did was argue. My nana wants a
traditional Chinese wedding!”
“Well I am sure there is room for
compromise.” Steve spoke as he put his magazine down.
“With a Chinese
man.” Jin added.
“Alright that could be an issue.” Hwoarang recognized
bluntly.
Xiaoyu got up and walked into the kitchen pouring herself a
glass of water. “Well see there is a happiness factor, Wang is happy and my
family is going back to China- tonight!”
“Why does this whole scenario
sound familiar?” Christie pondered as she pulled out her English
textbook.
“Ignoring her.” Julia chuckled.
“Already am.” Jin
sighed.
“Well what about your family?” Steve questioned to
Jin.
“See they know and love Xiao but Heihachi wants a traditional
Japanese wedding.” Jin sighed as his eyes rolled into the back of his head. “Mom
is thrilled, Dad is like ‘It’s about damn time boy!’, and Lee well he was
picking out fabric swatches.”
“Hah!” Christie squealed as she jumped up
and down like a jumping bean. “I found it.”
“Your sanity?” Julia asked
sarcastically.
“Oh wait she never had that in the first place.” Hwoarang
snickered. Christie smacked on the back of the head with the book.
“Great
there go the two brain cells that he had.” Julia sighed.
“ANYWAY!”
Christie announced. “I found the reference. Romeo and Juliet by
Shakespeare.”
“You’re kidding?” Steve laughed loudly along with everyone
else in the room.
“No seriously listen.” Christie halted their
laughter.
“The way I figure things they are two star crossed lovers. We
know that this thing is destined. There families hate each other and they don’t
care cause they are in love.” Christie smiled proudly at the reference that she
had made.
“Yea but the difference is that well: 1) they did not meet at a
party, 2) they did not fall in love at a weeks time, and well 3) they haven’t
done themselves in.” Julia spoke as she pointed out the faults of Christie’s
realization.
“Actually.” Steve spoke as he corrected. “They formally met
when they were at the ball that Heihachi threw when we were toddlers. And well
I, personally think that they were in love from the very beginning.”
“And
they haven’t done themselves in...yet.” Hwoarang told them.
“You know I
think that modern day version of them wanting to be together forever without
family interference is to hope it to Vegas and get hitched.” Julia
shrugged.
“Vegas?” Christie asked.
“It’s an American thing.” Julia
explained. “They will marry anyone and anything in Vegas.”
“So you are
suggesting that they could take a flight to America, to Vegas?” Hwoarang
asked.
“Even if she is it is not right!” Xiaoyu exclaimed.
“I mean
she has a point right?” Jin told. “What would you guys do?”
Christie
shook her head. “Steve and I have an understanding.”
“We are protesting
marriage.” Steve explained.
“And every other thing on earth!” Julia
laughed.
“I do not need a piece of paper to tell me who I love.” Christie
smiled proudly.
“Amen sister.” Steve chuckled as they toasted their
bottles of pop.
“Isn’t that like incest?” Xiaoyu questioned.
“And
aren’t you like a freak?” Christie snapped playfully back. A week later
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“I swear I want no part of
this.” Christie sighed as she walked threw the door with Julia behind her.
Xiaoyu was sitting on the couch beginning to plan out her wedding.
“Do I
want to know?” Xiaoyu asked.
“It involves Julia and something she should
not be doing.” Christie explained.
“Oh well then, I am staying out of
it.” Xiaoyu smiled as she pulled out another book, flipping through
it.
“No it’s not like me and Hwo are a steady couple, and besides I was
looking not touching.” Julia pouted.
“What happened to Miss Study or my
world will end?” Christie wondered.
“She wants to be bad.” Julia hissed
sexily and then bursting out into laughter.
“That’s like Xiaoyu being
anything but a perfect little angel.” Christie snickered loudly.
“I could
be bad.” Xiaoyu said to herself.
“And I could be anything but a genius.”
Christie smiled.
The two laughed at her statement.
“Asses.”
Christie hissed. “What do you say we put your money where your mouth
is?”
“How?” Julia wondered with interest.
“A bet, how about
we...”
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Ok
I have to go wash my dogs now! growl I don’t want too but I must then I have to
go and get the rest of my chores done cause wrestling pay per view is on
tonight!
Review- the pixis do bite so do I!
Hasta la
bye-bye-bye
Meggie-muffin
Luv peace and chicken
grease