Rico Presents-Queer Eye for the Straight Wrestler
A/N: I have
issues so what!
Disclaimer: I do not own the show Queer Eye for the
Straight Guy and I do not own the WWE. But I have a Rico doll that I brought
from the toy store, meaning I own the doll! And Neisha is a friend of mine who
loves Rico as much as I
do!
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Meg: Hello and
welcome! As you already know, I have this thing about Reality Shows that I like
to twist around, and guess what? I am doing it again. I would like to welcome
the host of our show Rico!
Rico:
Meg: Move bitch! Also I would
like to introduce the other co-host of our show, besides yours truly,
Neisha!
Neisha: Hello people!
Rico: Alright let's see who our
first victim is.
Neisha: Kane? You can't be serious.
Meg: I mean
he looks like he does need a lot of help.
Neisha: And we will too once he
gets to us, our asses will be in the friggin' burn ward.
Rico: Well then
its settled, to the Rico-mobile!
Meg: I'll drive!
Neisha: You
don't even have your learners!
Meg: Hey I am working on
that!
Rico: I'll drive you negative Nancys!
Meg: Maybe this isn't
a good idea.
Neisha: Oh now you listen to me!
Rico: No ladies! We
have a mission to uphold.
Neisha: No see you are the queer eye; we are
just your assistants!
Rico: But we made a vow. Where ever there is a
deranged fashion victim we will be there. Where ever someone doesn't have the
right color schemes or the right dye job we will be there.
Neisha: He's
bald you know that right?
Rico: It's our motto!
Meg: Why couldn't
we make over someone like RVD, or John Cena!? You know buff and
sexy.
Neisha: We have bald and creepy.
Rico: All in time my
minions, let's go!
Meg: Neisha come on!
Neisha: I'm not getting
my shoes dirty on that ground!
Neisha: Meg you got your work cut out for
you!
Meg: Ewww!
Rico: Alright we need to talk wardrobe and what
the hell were you thinking with this outfit hat you are wearing.
Kane:
Are you making fun of me?
Rico: Hon, if my mother were wearing this
outfit then I would make fun of her too!
Kane: Don't make fun of
me!
Neisha: Kane darling come here! Hon, there is mold on your
toothbrush!
Kane:
Neisha: What the hell? You know what I don't
even want to know! Show me what you shave with.
Kane:
Neisha: No!
No! No!
Meg: Let me steal him for a moment. What is your
style?
Kane: Pain.
Meg: OO Alright so I take it you like the
nature look being as how the place is kept. But anyway you have guest coming
tonight and I was wondering what kind of food you would like to serve to them
tonight!
Kane: Meat, fresh meat!
Meg:
Rico: Let's go
tiger we have some work to do!
Stop one -Clothes
Rico: I was
thinking that he would look good in a white shirt, beige over shirt and soft
black slacks. Ohh maybe a lavender shirt! We need something to make your neck
look longer.
Kane: They want me to cuff you and burn you up!
Rico:
Well I want you to, sexy come on!
Kane: Yea well, what?
Rico: I
knew that he had some gay in him! Kinky freak!
Stop 2-
Nails
Neisha: Alright your nails are well umm ugly. And I want you to get
some eyebrows, you used to be such a cutie with eyebrows and your long teddy
bear hair! Tell me how do you feel about wigs?
Kane: Are you making fun
of me?
Neisha: No but that ATM machine is. What you gonna do about it
Kane?
Kane: Don't make fun of me?
Neisha: I knew this had to have
a plus side to it!
Kane: Shoot I broke a nail!
Back that the
house
Meg: Do you like what I have done with the place?
Meg: Ok I
have to leave now, there are notes around the house explaining what you need to
do! Oh and for the meat all you have to do is pour the liquor on it and then
light it! Cya!
Watching the big guy
Rico: I hope we taught him
well ladies!
Meg: And if not there is always next time! And I wanna pick
who we do next!
Neisha: No I'm going to pick next time!
Rico: This
is what happens when you work with straight people!
Neisha: I'm not
listening!
Meg: Well look we've been so busy arguing we missed him taking
a shower!
Rico: Honey, even I wouldn't want to see that!
Neisha:
Look he is drawing on the eyebrows just like I taught him and he is even wearing
nice clothes.
Rico: Maybe he does want to make a change I mean he is
being so nice with his party guest and being social.
Neisha: Hey Meg,
what did you teach Kane to cook?
Meg: Meat to flambé.
Rico: By
that you mean something from an animal right?
Meg: Yea.
Neisha:
Then why is he tossing the liquor on the people! You fool! Only an idiot would
teach him to flambé!!!
Meg: Well Rico told me too! I told him to pour the
liquor over the meat and then light it!
Rico: Yea he is lighting meat
alright!
Neisha: You listened to that stupid fairy!
Meg: Well,
enough of that. There is always next time!
Rico: Amateurs!
Final
thoughts:
Rico: Black and white, reminds you of a chess board don't it!
Well liven up of wardrobe and remember: do not fear the rainbow!
Neisha:
Man or woman your nails need pampering. Whether you are bitch slapping someone
or chokeslam them, make sure your nails are at their best!
Meg: When you
cook there are so many interesting things that you can do to liven things up.
Just remember to check someone's criminal record before you let them
flambé!
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OK I know I
deserve flames for this story! Go head! I have lost my damn mind!
Review-
or Rico will bite you and the pixis will laugh!
Hasta la
bye-bye-bye
Meggie-muffin
Luv peace and chicken
grease