Outta My Head and Into My Arms
A.N: Ok here I am in free! Yesterday
was a wild one let me just say this chick in my school was trying to fuss me
out! I handled it like a lady- I think! You know that was
B.S.!
Disclaimer: I do not own the
WWE.
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"I
can't believe that you two goons are trying to teach me about manners." Chris
said in disbelief as he sat in his hotel room with with Christian as they waited
for Steven to arrive.
"Look I know that right now you think that this is
stupid but believe me, in the end you'll be thanking me for this." Christian
said with a confident smirk plastering over his features.
"Wait I thought
that Steven was going to help?" Chris asked sighing.
"I am glad that you
asked that." Christian said as he knocked on the bathroom, "Steven come on out I
think that we are ready for you."
"I swear that there has to be some law
against what you all are doing to me." Steven yelled pounding on the bathroom
door.
"Nope, sides we need your help." Christian laughed
softly.
"Fine but if you all ever say that I did nothing to help push the
two of them together then I will beat the both of you within an inch of you
lives." Steven growled. He gave them one final sigh before he rested his hand
against the doorknob turning it; stepping out of the bathroom.
"What the
fuck?" Chris asked looking at Steven. Steven had usually curly hair down at his
shoulders and he also had on a red halter and a white mini skirt on. To put the
icing on the cake he also had make up on.
"Chris meet your Molly for the
day." Christian said scooting Steven closer to Chris.
"Hey this is too
kinky even for me. Don't get me wrong I mean I love to try new things but, hell
no." Chris said moving away from Steven in his drag attire.
"Look if you
want to know how to approach Molly about this little issue you have then I
suggest you let us help you." Christian said walking them over to the little
table that he sat up. "Now pretend you are about to ask her out on a date."
Christian instructed as Steven took his place at the table.
"I can't
believe I am pretending to have a date with Steven Richards." Chris sighed as he
narrowed his eyes.
"Nope, he's Molly." Christian said pushing him
forward. "Now all you have to do is not act like an ass."
"Don't you
think that you are asking for the impossible?" Steven grumbled as he crossed his
legs due to the fact he had on a mini skirt and heels.
"You all say that
I am the one with the most issues." Chris said shaking his head.
"Ok
let's get this started." Christian said as he clapped his hands together. "Chris
ask Molly out." Christian said as he tried to move this process a little
further. Chris sighed as he looked at Steven as he played with his locks that
fell at his shoulder.
"Would you like to go out with me?" Chris asked as
looking at Steven.
"No, big." Steven says in a high pitched voice as he
splashed water into his face. Chris blinked a few times.
"Ok I think that
we need to work on your technique." Christian said as he thoughtfully looked at
them.
"You have got to be kidding me." Chris said as he wiped his face
off.
"Nope, ok we can do that later cause right now we need to work on
your dancing." Christian said moving the chairs away. "OK you too dance and
Chris you lead. Try to make some conversation while you are doing it and don't
step on 'her' toes."
"How the hell am I supposed to dance with no music?"
Chris said sarcastically.
"Ah my friend I have taken the liberty to take
of that as well." Christian said as he walked over to the CD player and switched
the music on to some slow song. Chris and Steven sighed.
"This will not
leave this room." Chris muttered as he placed a hand on Steven's hip as they
began to glide across the room. "You look nice." Chris said through almost a
forced tone, since it was pretty hard to in vision.
"Thank you." Steven
said as he batted his eyelashes. Chris sighed as they continued to slow dance
around the room.
"OK now dip her." Christian said as he watched them move
around the room. To his surprise Chris was actually a great dancer, even with
this situation at hand. Chris looked at him and gritted his teeth together. The
thought of dropping him on the floor when he dipped Steven came to mind but he
knew they were just trying to help him even if their means were stupid. Chris
sighed and slowly dipped Steven just as the door opened.
"Hey Steven,
Vicky wanted to know if you knew where her white mini skirt and heels went."
Trish said as she opened the door to the room. "And I think I found them." Trish
said as she slammed the door shut.
"You all forgot to lock the door!"
Chris yelled as he dropped Steven.
"Actually you were the last person to
enter this room so, well you forgot to lock the door." Christian said as he
helped Steven up off the floor.
"I just can't win." Chris growled
slamming his head on the table.
"He was wearing what?" Victoria asked
looking at Trish. OK even though they had feuds in the ring out of the ring they
were all a pretty close group. And tonight they were all having a big old girls
night in that involved pigging out while the gossiped and watched
movies.
"I swear he was wearing a tube top, miniskirt and heels. He was
wearing make up and dancing with Chris Jericho." Trish said with a disgusted
look on her face. Molly's eyes perked up when she heard that, the thought made
her choke on her soda.
"Girlie, don't die." Jackie said as she patted
Molly's back.
"I'm ok." Molly said trying to suck it up and move on. She
looked around her seeing the prying eyes. "What? Is there something on my
face?"
"Yea this look that says you aren't telling your friends something
that we should know." Ivory said poking her.
"Like?" Molly asked nodding
her head slowly.
"Like why your little eyes suddenly become interested
when you hear the name Chris Jericho?" Stacy snickered as she grabbed a slice of
pizza.
"Because I was listening." Molly said as she looked at her white
slippers.
"Yea she was listening." Victoria mocked. Molly narrowed her
eyes at Victoria. "You realize you bring these things on yourself."
"She
has a point." Lita laughed as she looked at the two. "I mean I think we all know
after this that you have a thing for Jericho." The other divas looked at her
like they were totally clueless. "Ok maybe I was the only one who noticed
it."
"And maybe it's time for a little explanation." Trish said with
prying eyes. Molly sighed and then began to tell them everything.
"You
know what I am sick of listening to what everybody thinks I should do and what I
should really do." Chris said as he paced around the room.
"Look we were
only trying to help." Steven said as he stood up and pulled his skirt
down.
"I know." Chris said with a smile. "Thanks this is just one of
those things that I have to do myself." Chris said as he walked out of the hotel
room.
"Finally he gets it." Christian laughed. "My plan has
worked."
"Wait you mean this was some big plan?" Steven asked shocked. He
had to dress in drag just to get Chris to realize that this was his own
battle.
"Yea and it worked." Christian said with a smirk. "Damn I'm
smart."
"Ok I'm coming." Molly said as she got off the floor to answer
the knocking at the hotel door. She opened it to find a white rose at the her
feet with no note, no person, just a little tag on it. Molly sighed as she
picked it up, probably from Test to Stacy or Lita from Matt. Hell it could be
any of the girl's boyfriends, since Molly herself didn't have one- well in her
dreams she
did.
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