Mysterious 3

A/N: Awww you guys are so nice about the reviews! Thanks a skittles!

Disclaimer: I only own Amber, the rest ain't mine!

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"Guys this is Amber, Amber these are the guys." Jeff said introducing them all to her.

"Spoken like a true smart ass." Amber said giving her award-winning grin. "Good boy." Amber said petting Jeff's head.

"Damn." Edge whistled.

"Nice to see that's bump to your head didn't harm your ego." Rey said smirking at her.

"ˇYo lo odio!" Amber sneered.

"Por que?" Rey questioned smirking at her.

"ˇUsted cerdo!" Amber yelled as she walked closer to him.

"Ok if you guys are done flirting in Italian." Jeff said ending the argument.

"It's Spanish." RVD corrected.

"Well at least someone isn't an idiot in this group." Amber said in mock relief.

"Man they weren't kidding when they said she had a sharp tongue." Tommy mumbled.

"Look let's go, I did not wear make-up to just stand around the damn lobby." Amber said as she walked out to where the van was.

"For a bitch she's hot." Edge commented.

"She's ok." Rey shrugged.

"Whatever you know you want a piece of that." Jeff laughed as they all walked outside. "Shit I think everyone does."

The club

"And she said she wasn't a club person." Jeff commented as she watched Amber and Edge grind on the dance floor.

"Girls a freak." Tommy noted.

"But one hell of a fighter." RVD added.

"She's ok." Rey shrugged.

"I swear even through that mask I can see your lies." Jeff sighed. "You don't even know Amber that well and you have fallen head over heels for her."

"Does that girl have a boyfriend?" Edge asked when he walked back to the table.

"Why?" Rey asked feeling a little jealous.

"Cause I think I just found the love of my life." Edge said with a goofy grin plastered on his face.

"I swear I am surround by idiots." Rob said sighing with some amusement in his voice.

"Hey guys miss me." Amber said walking back to the table holding a bottle of liquor.

"How many drinks have you had tonight?" Rey asked.

"None of your business, mother." Amber said in her usual sarcastic tone. "And you don't need to worry about me, I can handle my liquor. If you must know then this is the 5th drink, so kiss my ass."

"Bend over baby." Rey said seriously.

"I would, I could, I should, but I'm not." Amber said strolling back to the dance floor, then turned around and said. "Just cause I know you want to."

"She got you there." Edge laughed at Rey, as Rey took another shoot.

"And you shouldn't even ask how many drinks she's had cause you've been drinking God only knows how may shots." Rob said counting the shot glasses that surround Rey.

"I am not drunk, I know when I've had enough." Rey sighed as he watched Amber dance with almost every other guy.

"So I'm guessing that-12 shots just aren't enough." Tommy concluded.

"No, I need a few more." Rey said getting another shot of something strong.

1 hour and about 10 more shots later

"I guess he just can't handle with liquor like me." Amber said helping Rey out to the rental they had all rode in to the club.

"You're pretty you know that." Rey said giving her a drunken look. Amber just looked at him funny.

"Ok he is drunk!" Amber concluded, raising an eyebrow at him. "What on earth did you all let him have vodka?"

"Hey he's a grown man he can do what he wants, we can't stop him." Edge shrugged. Amber caught a sniff at the alcohol that was clearly on him.

"Oh my gosh! You let him have tequila! The good stuff, from Mexico!" Amber said in shock. "They had Mexican tequila, and I didn't get any." Rey began to snuggle in her lap. "Hardy, you are so dead for taking me to a club!"

"I love you." Rey said wrapping his arms around her.

"Help, somebody anybody!" Amber said trying to pry him off of her.

"Can I have a kiss?" Rey asked looking up at her. Amber just pushed his head away from her chest. "Ok don't get too friendly."

"It's too late." Jeff laughed.

"Mark my words, you all shall pay." Amber growled. She had to admit he was kind of cute.

"You know you like it." Tommy teased.

"She's not answering, so she must." Rob concluded.

"I plead the 5th." Amber sighed.

"So you are attracted to him." Edge smirked wiggling his eyebrows.

"Damn, I hate you guys." Amber laughed trying to hide her blushing.

"Your face is almost as red as your hair." Rey said drunkenly.

"What do you know you're drunk!" Amber said trying to hush him.

"Awww, you'll thank us when you two are married." Jeff laughed.

"You won't even live to see tomorrow so don't make any future plans." Amber said gritting her teeth together. She was the first out of the car. "Ok what room is the drunken master in?"

"I don't know." Rob shrugged along with everyone else.

"No big deal the people at the front desk will tell me." Amber smirked as she walked to the front desk with Rey still wrapped around her waist. The others walked closer to watch her work. "Excuse me."

"Yea Miss?" One of the men said behind the desk.

"Yes I need a room key for a Rey Mysterio. See this is Rey and he's my husband. I met him here from Texas and he went out and got a little tipsy. So now I can't find his-I mean our room key." Amber smiled.

"She's good." Tommy whispered to himself.

"Why don't you just dig through his pockets? And anyway we can't give you any keys out." He explained to her.

"Fine." Amber grunted. "Anyone care to help me look through his pockets?" They all laughed at her. "I didn't need you alls help anyway." Amber gathered her pride enough to reach her hand in Rey's left pocket then his right.

"Oh a frisky one, I like that." Rey chuckled as Amber frisked him, for his room key.

"Alright, after all that and no room key. What are we going to do with him?" Amber asked folding her arms.

"The question is not what we will do with him but what you shall to with him. Night Amber." Jeff said walking away. Amber turned her head to face Tommy, Rob, and Edge. They all abandoned her too.

"Come on Rey." Amber said helping him up to her room.

The next morning

"Oh my God!" Rey mouthed looking next to him. He was in Amber room, in Amber's bed with Amber next to him, still asleep. He peaked under the covers to see exactly what was going on. Rey hurried and scrambled out of her bed gathered his clothes and went back to his hotel room. After the initial shock of the situation he showered, got dressed and went into the lobby for breakfast.

"Hey Rey." Jeff said calling him over to where him, Rob, Tommy, and Edge were sitting.

"Why do you look so nervous?" Tommy asked looking at his friend.

"What exactly happened last night?" Rey asked sitting down at the table.

"To make a long story short you got plastered, you flirted madly with Amber, since she couldn't find your key you slept in her hotel room." Rob explained. "Why?"

"Well I woke up in Amber's hotel room." Rey said slowly.

"That makes sense then." Edge shrugged.

"No, I woke up in her bed with just about nothing on and she was naked too." Rey said looking nervous.

"I knew it!" Jeff declared proudly.

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Well, I was on a roll! I knew that was weird as hell but then again so am I. I would've updated sooner but I've been sick and tired from school! PLEASE REVIEW

Hasta la bye-bye-bye

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