Cupid: Public enemy #1
A/N: Hey ya'll I am cutting this one short
so since I am at a friends house now and she got some things that she need to
do, so I figures that maybe now would be a good time fer me to get this fic
done, cause I have another idea I wanna work on since I got all my major
projects outta the way.
Disclaimer: I do not own the
WWE.
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"What
are we gonna do now cupid?" Bubba asked as they walked through the hotel
room.
"We're NOT going to like it." Trish sighed, as she stopped at a
particular door.
"What do ya mean?" D-von asked curiously. He raised his
eyebrow so high that it would shame The Rock at this point.
"This is my
plan B." Trish said knocking on the hotel room door. There was a brief moment of
silence before Molly Holly opened her door. "I know you want to close the door
on me.
"And I think I will." Molly smirked before Bubba stopped it and
the three walked in her hotel room uninvited. "And don't know what this is, and
most likely I won't care. So I think that you are all wasting your
time."
"Look you are the last person I would go to for help but I am
desperate." Trish sighed.
"You realize this is not the thing you want to
say to get people to help you in a desperate situation, you realize that right?"
Molly asked folding her arms.
"Look, we want your advice on how to get
Spike to open up to this girl. I figured you could help since you went out with
him." Trish said. Suddenly everything made sense to Bubba and D-von about why
they were there seeking help from Molly.
"No." Molly said shaking her
head. "One I don't like you. Two, they put me through a table. And three, I
don't care. You think that after you make fat ass joke about me that I would be
willing to help you out?"
"What about Spike?" Bubba asked.
"As I
said before, I don't care." Molly shrugged. "And in the first place why are you
all meddling in his personal life?"
"Finally someone agrees with me!"
D-von sighed, throwing his arms up in the air.
"My point has been
proven." Molly smirked. Just as she finished saying that none other then Chris
Jericho walked into the small living room setting from what appeared to be the
bedroom. He had nothing but his boxers on and his hair out.
"Molly, what
are you doing?" Chris asked before he looked up to see Trish, Bubba and D-von.
"I'm gonna leave now." Chris said before retreating to the back.
"Don't
even ask." Molly said. "The point is you guys gotta go."
"I think that
you all are in no position to tell us anything." Trish smirked. "Miss Holly I
know what that was, and don't say it's not what it seems to be. You help us and
then we will keep what goes on in that hotel room a secret."
"Damn."
Molly sighed. "Look the best advice that I could give you is that if he wanted
to be with someone he may be a bit shy with it then he would definitely go after
what he wanted. You can't push him, cause if you do then he will be a lot more
secretive. So you just have to leave well enough alone."
"I told you."
D-von said as they turned to leave.
"Thanks." Trish said as they walked
out of the door. "You may continue with whatever you were doing. Wink,
Wink."
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"You
two so blew it." Bubba said as they sat in the locker room. Today was Valentines
Day, and they hadn't gotten them together.
"It wasn't my fault." D-von
said. "I told her to leave well enough alone but she didn't listen to me. We
should just let them get together if they want to, they will."
"But
sometimes we have to give them a little push and I think this is what they
need." Trish said as she continued to plot this out more and more.
"Yea
why don't we just shove them together?" Bubba asked sarcastically.
"You
know has to be the most brilliant thing that I have ever heard come from your
mouth." Trish said her eyes glowing. "As soon as they get here we'll shove them
into that small bathroom until they come out together!"
"I can't believe
this." D-von sighed. "I know I ma not the best person on earth but I try, and I
am stuck with these asses."
"Hey guys." Ariel said as she walked into the
room. "Have any of you seen Spike, I've been looking all over the arena for
him?"
"Oh believe me you will see him soon enough." Trish smiled
evilly.
"Before you decided to ask us anything we are not in it! I don't
know shit! I ain't start shit. I ain't in shit! And further more I ain't
explaining shit to anyone." D-von said folding his arms.
"That's a lot of
shit to deal with." Bubba said in a thoughtful manner.
"Did I miss
something?" Ariel asked as she sat on the bench and took a sip of her
water.
"Why aren't you in your ring attire?" Trish asked referring to the
tan halter top and khaki pants she had on.
"Since me and Spike don't have
a match then I figured we could hang out." Ariel shrugged as Spike walked into
the room. "Hey."
"Hey." Spike greeted.
"D-von?" Bubba
asked.
"Huh?" D-von asked.
"Get them!" Bubba shouted. D-von picked
Spike up and then Bubba picked Ariel up. They carried the two and then placed
them into the small bathroom and locked the door.
"You two stay in there
and make nice." Trish said laughing as she tapped her fingers on the
door.
2 hours later
"Maybe we should let them out of there, I mean
the show is about to start." Trish said opening the door.
"It's about
time." Ariel sighed. Trish looked them over; they seem to still be very distant
from each other.
"What the hell is wrong with the two of you?" Trish
yelled. "I have been trying for an umpteen amount of days to get you two
together! Kiss already!"
"Ok." Spike shrugged. He grabbed Ariel by the
waist and pulled her close to him and kissed her. D-von, Bubba, and Trish were
shocked.
"What the hell?" Bubba asked.
"After this week I guess I
hate Cupid." Ariel sighed with a smirk.
"And I think we can forgive you
guys for dropping the soda on us." Spike laughed, as he kissed Ariel
again.
"You mean after all that." Trish sighed angrily.
"You dumb
ass we've been together for a month." Ariel smirked.
"Well Cupid." D-von
snickered walking over to Trish. "Your plans have been
foiled."
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THE
END!!!!!!!!!!THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY!!!!!
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ya!
Hasta la bye-bye-bye
Meggie-muffin