A Christmas Story
A/N: I'm back with another holiday parody! Haha
Damn I'm evil!
Disclaimer: I do not own the WWE. Or the stories and songs
that are mentioned in here.
Meg: It was the night before Christmas and
all through the-
Kurt: It's Twas the night before Christmas.
Meg:
I'm telling it my way!
Rey: But it's wrong.
Meg: -.-
Rey:
But you do it so well!
Meg: TWAS the night before Christmas and all
through the ring, not a person was speaking not even the King!
Y2J: You
had a very unhappy childhood didn't you?
Meg: No but I was dropped on my
head a few times. OK anymore objections?
All but Meg: nod
Meg:
Assholes. Anyways, the wrestlers were moving in the ring with care, in hopes
that Big Poppa Pump would soon flex there.
Edge: That poor
child.
Maven: In a sad way it's quite entertaining!
Meg: LET ME
FINISH! in normal happy tone Kurt's head is nestled all snug up his ass, While
he only dreamed of acting with class.
Kurt: Ok I have officially heard
enough!
Meg: You didn't like my story?
Rey: I loved
it.
Y2J: The one time she never said anything foul about me, it was
awesome.
Kurt: You can all kiss my ass.
Meg: Not if you paid me.
So do you guys wanna hear more songs or stories? smiles
Edge: Why
not?
Raven: Because they disgrace the bipedal essence and perpetually
laggard the intellectual computation of the cerebellum.
All but Raven:
slowly Sure!
Raven: In other words you make yourself into an idiot when
do sing those dumb ass songs.
Meg: That's all you had to
say.
Maven: I seriously wonder somedays, and then I realize that this
normal.
Meg: Where did that come from?
Taker: mumbles The real
question on everyone's mind is where the hell did you come from!
Meg:
Even I know that and if you don't I think you need a long over due
talk.
Taker: I give up!
Y2J: Get that freak away from me! hides
behind Meg
Goldust: holds mistletoe over Y2J's head grinning
Meg: Do I smell a new episode of my other parody WWE
Cheaters?
Jeff: I smell the scent of extreme weirdness.
Goldust:
Pucker up!
Jeff: looks at Booker See that's your friend right
there.
Meg: Hey do you guys wanna sing with me? smiles
All but
Meg: HELL NO!
Meg: Well Merry Christmas ya
meanies!
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I
know that was off but my bestr ideas sometimes come to me while I am doing my
laundry. REVIEW PLEASE
Hasta la
bye-bye
Meggie-muffin