Collection of Parody Christmas songs
A/N: So I been having a burst
in creative Parodies lately! I can't help it, I think it's the peppermint I've
been eating! LoL!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the songs, nor do I own
the WWE. Although the parody is mine not the
original!
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'Carol
of the bells' with my twist to it! For Kurt Angle!
Hark how he
sucks
Oh how he sucks
All seem to say
You suck
ok
Smackdown is here
They do not cheer
At you, you
see
You sicken me
You suck, he'll sing
Loudly they'll
ring
With joyful cry
You say they lie
You seem to
hear
Boos and not cheers
From everywhere
Filling the
air
Oh how they laugh
Please do the math
You suck you
see
It's you and not me
Gaily they sing
All join to
ring
Kurt Angle sucks
He goes aww-shucks
You really,
really, really, really suck
You really, really, really, really
suck
Onward they chant
Until they pant
I hear 'You suck',
sung everywhere
We laugh at you, no underwear!
12 days of
Christmas (I'm lazy so I am starting at 12)
On the Twelfth Day of
Christmas Vince McMahon gave me-
12 Reys a leaping
11 steel cage
matches
10 divas dancing
9 Stephs a screaming
8 Dudley
Death Drops
7 Jeff's a painting
6 Stone Cold Stunners
5
Swanton Bombs
4 Lionsaults
3 Dudley Boyz
2 'You suck'
Chants
and a trip to the Smackdown hotel!
OK that was my first two
songs I shall add more as I write them LOL! I gotta lay of the candy
canes
Hasta la bye-bye-bye
Meggie-muffin