My Boot Camp 7
A/N: I have been experiencing at little bit of
writers block when it comes to this fic and sorry I haven’t updated in a
while.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but myself.
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Meg: We
are so going to hell for doing this!
T.T.: This was your idea not
mine.
Meg: Point taken.
Jessica: What are we going to do to them
now?
Adri: I’m going for a little walk, be back soon.
Sarah: Why
do I have a bad feeling about that?
Madame: Cause I was thinking the same
thing.
Meg: I’ve got a brilliant idea. smirks
Jessica: Oh great,
every time she gets that look it always involves tormenting some poor
soul?
Princess: This should be fun.
Meanwhile…
Adri: Edge,
Edge. walks around the camp grounds looking for him I am going to get that
blonde cutie if it’s the last thing I do.
Shane: What the hell are you
doing?
Adri: smirks Nothing but could you come over here for a
second.
Shane: Why? worried
Adri: No reason. beams
Anywayz…
Meg: Hello my little pig droppings. I have a special treat
for you all. Over there is a wrestling ring see. points to the ring behind them
Ok here is the deal we will but you all in a match with someone and you must
fight.
HHH: I can deal with that.
Jessica: There is more to the
story I’m sure.
Meg: Yup. It’s a boxer brief match.
Rock: What in
the blue hell is that?
Matt: There is no such thing.
Sarah: In her
world there must be one.
Meg: Yea there is. You have to strip your
opponent down to their boxers or briefs to win the match.
Kurt: That is
the most degrading thing I have ever heard of.
T.T.: So in the WWE they
have women in bra and panties matches. This will even the score.
Madame:
So anybody want to volunteer to go first or do we have to pick you
out?
Crickets chirping
Meg: Oo Ok.
Sarah: Where is Luke
when you need him?
Jessica: screams LUKE, GET OUT HERE!
Luke:
walks out in a toga Huh?
Meg: Is that a sheet?
Luke: Me and the
ladies were having a toga party. the WWE divas come out giggling behind him in
their togas
T.T.: You make togas out of sheets.
K: Not pillow
cases.
Princess: Damn.
Adri: Am I late for the party? Adri enters
being carried by a chained Edge and Shane. All in togas of there own.
Booker T: I thought you were a freak. talking to Goldust
Meg:
Lord help me.
Jessica: This was all your idea.
Kurt: I have one
question.
all eyes turn to him
Kurt: Why wasn’t I invited to the
party?
Adri: Cause we don’t like your ugly ass? We’ve seen you in a
thong, we don’t want to see you in a toga. We’ve been traumatized
enough!
Meg: Can I get an amen?
All but Kurt: Amen!
Kurt:
I’m telling my Mommy on you! Kurt cried running off
Meg: Back to
business Luke, maybe you should take a break from the ladies.
Luke:
What?
K: Just for a little while.
Jessica: Or just hand onto one
for time being.
Luke: pouting Fine, if I must.
In another
place…
Adri: Sit.
Edge and Shane: sits on command
Adri:
Could things get any better?
Okie dokie Read and Review sorry I took so
long!
Hasta la bye-bye-bye
Meggie-muffin