My Boot Camp
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A/N: Well, this be
chapter 5! Tanks to all you all who have reasoned and given me such kind
reviews! I really do appreciate this!
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Chapter
5
K and T.T. (of course has Kane with her) walk into the bunking rooms
where the wrestlers are sleeping.
K: Good Morning my little
maggots!
T.T.: We have an extra special day planned for you all so be out
and ready in...
K: 5 minutes or else!
5 minutes later
Meg:
We have some new people here today that we would like introducing you
to...
Princess Am-Chan and...
Princess: gives them all an
immortally evil look
Meg: Madame Bloodbathe.
Madame: sends a look
of pure love to the Undertaker
T.T.: to Kane This could get really
interesting.
Kane: I know.
Adri: Ok, now that we have you all
assembled, we have a few new rules that we need to set since you all have been
disobeying us.
Sarah: You all must love Raven.
All: Oo Hell
no!!!
Sarah: pouts or not.
Jessica: Right. A new rule is that you
ALL must complete the challenges that we give you.
Lt. Luke: clears his
throat
Meg: Except for the lady Luke decides to be his ‘pet’.
K:
So Luke who you picking?
Lt. Luke: Lita.
Meg: Ok-
Lt. Luke:
cuts Meg off No, I want Stephanie. NO, never mind that I want Torrie! No, I
changed my mind Stacy, gotta love those legs!
Adri: Will you make up your
fucken mind?
Lt. Luke: whines But they are all so
lovely.
Princess: Just pick one- it can’t be that hard!!!
Meg: You
know what? Just take them all! If it will get you to calm down!
Lt. Luke:
jaw drops
K: I take that, as he is happy.
Sarah: Either that or
he has lost it!
Lt. Luke: I can do what ever I want with them? Raises eye
brow
T.T.: We really don’t care.
Lt. Luke: he and all the WWE
Divas run into his private office
Jessica: OK, now that we have cleared
that up- let’s have some fun!
Madame: clinging to the Undertaker’s leg I
love you!
Undertaker: Oo
Sarah: Awwww, I think she found a
pet.
Adri: OK, who would like to volunteer.
Silence
Princess: OK, bitches, you can either volunteer or you can be picked to
do it!
Adri: points to Princess I like her.
K: Just so you all
aren’t left in the dark. I’ll tell you jerks what you have to do. You have to
find the mole.
Hurricane: Wasdat!
Jessica: Don’t you start with me
again!
T.T.: We have rigged one of your own to tell us information, so
figure out who it is.
All but Angle: Its Kurt!!!!
Kurt: I would
never betray you all.
Edge: singing You suck! You suck! You suck! You
suck! You suck!
Kurt: Not true!
Edge: I’m sorry.
Kurt: You
should be!
Edge: I’m sorry. singing You’re bald. You’re bald. You’re
bald. You’re bald. You’re bald.
Kurt: whimpers I am too cute to be bald.
Bald is for the ugly.
Meg: rubs Maven’s head Hey! Bald is
beautiful.
Sarah: You’re just the ugly one.
Kurt: His head looks
like a shinning star.
Meg: Speaking of stars check out StarryNight here
on fanfiction.net. Beams
Jessica: Riiggghhhttttt before I forget the
‘Mole’ holds the decision if whether you can leave or will be stuck
here.
Undertaker: trying to get Madame off his leg The hell are you
trying to say?
Madame: If you guess the ‘Mole’ is you can go, if you
don’t you have to stay.
Matt: How much time do we have?
Meg: Until
tomorrow morning.
Princess: begins to walk away By the way, if you all
are still stuck here. Turns back to them I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE EACH OF YOUR
PATHATIC MOTHER FUCKING LIVES A LIVING HELL! Calmer Have a nice
night.
Wrestlers: OO
Undertaker: looks down at Madame I am so
fucked over it ain’t even funny!
Meanwhile
Lt. Luke is siting in
comfort while his new pets prance around in skimpy little outfits. Some are
feeding him grapes, others fanning him, giving him a massage, basically
following his every command.
Lt. Luke: This is the life. Takes a grape
that Stacy is feeding to him I love this
job.
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Hasta la
bye-bye-bye
Meggie -muffin