My Boot Camp
Disclaimer: I don’t own squat. You know that by
now.
A/N: I have finally gotten my own computer and now I have all the
unlimited time to type fanfiction!!!! Hysterical laughing
Stacy: Still in
complete shock You can’t be serious about us-having to take Stone Cold’s
beer!
T.T.: We are very serious about you having to take Austin’s beer.
Pets Kane’s head
K: So, who wants to go first. Laughs
Lt. Luke:
screaming Who the fuck wants to go first?
Wrestlers: cowering in fear
Sarah: OK, well decide this the scientific way. Put your feet in. all
follow her orders Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish...
All:
Oo
Adri: This is going to take forever....
Five hours later
Sarah: And cause the King and Queen said so of 2000 and 2... OK Matt
your first.
Matt: Me! How come Jeff doesn’t have to go!?
Jessica:
petting Jeff on the head Cuz we like him.
Lt. Luke: Go head! Pushes him
toward the field
Matt: I may be dumb enough to jump off a ladder- but I
am sure as hell not stupid enough to take Stone Cold’s beer. Runs away in fear
Meg: Punk.
K: Oh, well, he’ll be back. In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Matt
doesn’t come back
T.T.: on Kane’s back Maybe now! Still no Matt
Sarah: cracking up
T.T.: gets off Kane’s back Kane, my pet,
would you be a dear and get Matt for us? Kane nods Thanks
K: Anyway who
wants to die-I mean try to get Austin’s beer? Smiles
Meg: mumbles I
think you had it right the first time.
Adri: I think that... Stacy should
go first!
Stacy: Me!!!
Sarah: No the Queen of Sheba.
Lt.
Luke: whines She can’t go first!
K: Why the hell is that?!
Lt.
Luke: Look at her.
Meg: And we see nothing!
Lt. Luke: You all get
to have pets but I don’t. Frowns
Jessica: Fine, later, we promise to let
you choose a pet.
Lt. Luke: YAY!
Wrestlers: snickering
Kane: comes back with a crying Matt
T.T.: Thank you, doll.
Kisses Kane
Adri: Why don’t we just let Matt go first!
Meg: I
think that is a great idea!
Sarah: Any last words?
Matt: Looks at
Jeff If you really cared about me you would not do this to me.
Jeff:
hugging onto Jessica I care about her more then you.
Matt:
Traitor.
K: OK, enough talking, you have a mission to complete. Pushes
Matt onto the field
Matt: Runs onto the field saying his prayers. He
creeps unto the field hesitantly. He tries to get Stone Cold but just gets the
stunner.
Stone Cold: What?
Crowd: What?
Stone Cold:
What?
Adri: OK, before this gets a little out of hand, SHUT THE FUCK
UP!!!!!!Hugging onto Jessica oinknosbobbgfia
Crowd: leaves mumbling
Meg: growling If you have something to say then say it to my
face.
Crowd: runs away in fear
Jessica: Damn that was
easy!
Lt. Luke: Ok, Billie, get out there.
Billie: puts on
lip-gloss Chuckie, darling, would you be a deer and hold my
purse?
Chuckie: holds Billie’s purse That’s my baby.
K:
Oo
Lt. Luke: looks at K I feel your pain!
Billie: skips (yes
skips) onto the field Give me a hug!!!!!
Stone Cold: runs away The
f-
Billie: gives him a big wet kiss
Stone Cold: runs far, far
away
Billie: prances back holding the beer cans
T.T.: Well, he
did get the beer.
Meg, Jessica, Lt. Luke, K and Sarah: Oo
T.T.: So
it was really, really sick.
Lt. Luke: is utterly disgusted
Chuckie: hugs Billie You did it!!!!!!!
K: He did it all
right!
T.T.: Ok, starting now we will interview one of you lucky souls,
to see if you are enjoying yourselves here-
Adri: cutting in Not that we
give a shit.
Meg: Maven hand me my clipboard.
Maven: hands Meg the
clipboard
Meg: OK, Benoit your first.
Benoit: comes over timidly
Y2J: annoyed What about the rest of us?
Lt. Luke: You all can go
for a nice little run with me-thanks to Blondie over there. gets in truck For
those of you who want dinner follow me. Drives away with the others groaning
behind him
T.T.: OK, Benoit come with us to our office. Pets, you may
all go have some food, fun, whatever the hell you want to do!
Raven,
Maven, Kane, Jeff: Scamper away quite happy
Everyone else: head to the
conference room
Benoit: This isn’t a conference room. It’s more like a
place to throw some sort of parties!
K: Well, we have to have some where
to have fun! Sits by the pool with the other girls
Adri: So, toothy, how
you enjoying your stay here!?
Benoit: It’s been ok. I just have one
question.
Jessica: What is it?
Benoit: whines Why do you hate
me?
Meg: We don’t hate you. Chuckles
Benoit: Then what is
it?
Jessica: You just aren’t that cute.
Sarah: Now Raven is
fine!
Meg: He’s not as cute as Maven.
Jessica: NO, wrong. Jeff is
the best.
T.T.: I think we all know that Kane is the finest.
Adri:
Well I think-
All but Adri and Benoit: SHUT UP!!!
Adri: I KNOW YOU
DIDN’T!
Jessica: The hell we did!
Girls: fight
Benoit:
Ladies!
Girls: All stop.
Benoit: No need to fight over
me!
Girls: laugh asses off
!!!!!!!!!$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, that was another chapter.
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Hasta la bye-bye-bye,
Meggie-muffin