1 Boot Camp
A/N: Awwww, thank you all so much for all the support
in your reviews and now I have some people hoe even want to be in my ficcy!!!
Thanks so much for all you alls support especially Coyote-Baybe for all the
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Disclaimer: I DON’T own anything! My guests
of course own themselves. I didn’t create Boot Camp! I do not own the WWF! So
stop hassling me!
Special Guest:
StOnE CoLd SaRaH
Molly
Hollyholic is K
T.T.
Adri
Bannonluke is Lt.
Luke
Chapter 2
5:00 am
Two girls quietly crept inside the
some of the wrestlers sleeping quarters. One was wearing a light blue camouflage
suit and the other was wearing a lavender purple camouflage suit. The girl in
purple had light brown skin and long brown hair in a pony tail.
Girl in
purple: Should we wake them?
Girl in blue: I don’t know,
T.T.
T.T.: Well, didn’t Meg send us to wake them, K?
K: Ooooo,
look at all the all the beautiful and buff bodies! walks around
T.T.:
annoyed Anyway, how do we wake them up?
K: Edge is so cute when he
sleeps-he looks like an angel, my angel. Pulls scissors out near Edge’s
face
T.T.: Confused What are you going to do with those?
K.: I’m
going to sell his hair!!! Giggles and begins to snip away at his
hair
T.T.: Anyway, we have to get back to business! Clears throat WAKE
THE F UP!!!!!!!!
Edge: thinks while feeling his hair What the hell
happened to my hair?
All of the wrestlers in that room are immediately
woken up with a start. Some are just angered by this sudden awaking. Others are
merely confused and also irritated.
T.T.: Nicely since you all have
finally woken up. You all need to be dressed in 5 minutes so you have enough
time to eat. Leaves with K, while K is clutching the hair she cut for dear life.
In the mess hall the wrestlers are being served their first meal of the
day. Yum Yum.
Stacy: What on earth is this stuff? And why on earth do
have to wear these awful uniforms that don’t match with anything. I don’t even
have any accessories to go with this outfit! Pouts
Chuck: sounding like a
valley girl Tell me about it. I don’t have a headband to match this! You see
these boots! They don’t even match, who ever designed these outfits outta be
ashamed of themselves.
All the girls: Oo
Jackie: First we get
stuck here with two psycho girls, and now 4. Next we have dearest Chucky here
complaining about his outfit! What the F next?
Billy: almost in tears I
broke a nail.
Molly: sarcastically This is going to be so much
fun.
Miss Meg walks into the mess hall in a light pink camouflage mini
skirt, a pink tank top and pink knee boots, with her hair in pigtails once again
(with the cutest ribbons .) She has Maven trailing behind her, looking
frightened.
Miss Meg: happily Good Morning!!! So happy to see all of you
enjoying yourselves! OK, you have um, no time left to finish your breakfast.
Yelling GET UP AND GET OUTSIDE SO WE CAN START TRAINING!!!
All: running
outside frightened
Miss Meg: I love this job! Walks outside with
Maven
Miss Jessica is outside with Jeff. She has on a black camouflage
outfit. It is a set of cargo pants and a tube top.
Miss Jessica: OK, we
are all going to go for a little 10 mile run and/ or maybe an obstacle coarse
this morning. If you can’t keep up-I really don’t care. Smiles Jeffie, baby get
in the truck. Jeff gets in the truck
By now T.T. and K have joined them
too. They are now in the front of the truck. T.T is driving and K has
shotgun.
Miss Meg: Maven, get in the truck as well. He follows the
directions and Meg gets in the truck too
Miss Jessica: OK, ya’ll are to
follow us ok?
Undertaker: How come they don’t have to run?
Miss
Jessica: Because we like them more then we like you.
Undertaker: Don’t
disrespect me.
Miss Jessica: You have no right to tell me what the f to
do, you got that? I am not in the mood for your BS. You are to respect me, are
we clear?
Undertaker: Silent.
Miss Jessica: gets out of the truck
and stomps over to him I will shove my foot so far down your throat you will
need to shove a toothbrush up you’re a to brush your teeth. You don’t want to
mess with me!
Undertaker: gets in her face I don’t take empty
threats.
Miss Jessica: slaps him really hard Let’s get something strait,
I don’t make threats-I make promises and that was a promise.
Undertaker:
eyes begin to water and eventually he begins to cry
T.T., Miss Meg, K:
OO
Undertaker: while crying you didn’t have to hit me so hard, I have
feelings too.
Miss Jessica: Shut up! Walks back to the truck and hops in
Just for that you all have to do both the 10 mile run and the obstacle coarse.
Evil laugh
Shane: I’m a McMahon, and you will treat me with the respect I
deserve!
K: turns around We are treating you with the respect you
deserve, none.
Shane: in a hissy fit voice I will not tolerate this! I
demand to set free!
K: whispers to other instructors What should be do
about him?
T.T.: We won’t do anything but you can do whatever you want.
Evil smile
K: Evil yet a crazed laugh Oh, what fun we will have! Sweetly
Shaney, sweetheart you can go. Just follow me.
Shane: I knew you’d see
things my way. Follows K until they are out of sight
DDP: That wasn’t a
good thing-but most definitely a bad thing.
Shane: blood chilling girlie
scream
Benoit: OMG! We are all gonna die!
Miss Meg: Oh, shut up!
Ok, Mr. Diamond Dallas Page you may run the obstacle coarse first.
DDP:
begins the obstacle coarse by trying to dodge the flying at him, he successfully
climbed the net to the top, and he found a rope and under him was a big ditch
What the hell am I supposed to do now?
Miss Jessica: What ever you want!
Hurricane, start the coarse.
Hurricane: finally gets to the point where
DDP is, in spite of his own stupidity he grabs the rope I will fly over the
hole, since I am the Hurricane. Poses
Miss Jessica: Ten bucks says he is
gonna fall.
Miss Meg: Well duh?
Hurricane: jumps off the ledge and
‘flies’.
K: It’s a bird.
T.T.: It’s a plane.
Miss Meg: It’s
a falling dork.
Hurricane: falling To infinity and beyond.
Miss
Jessica: More like to infinity and below.
K: How low did Sarah make that
hole?
Miss Meg, Miss Jessica, and T.T: Sarah!!!!
A girl in a raven
shirt and a pair of camouflage pants and combat boots.
Sarah:
What?!
Miss Meg: Get over here right, now!!!
Sarah: Yea. Walks
over
Miss Jessica: How deep did you make that hole?
Sarah: Ahhhh,
very, very, very deep. Laughs
Raven: Forgive me, but you all are
psychotic freaks of temperament. You all have no right to take hostage any of us
and to his merciless anguish to us.
Miss Meg: OO My simple mind can only
take so much.
Sarah: walks up to him You ought to be ashamed of
yourself!
Raven: And why pray-tell is that?
Sarah: You and Molly
make such a good couple! My does that only have to be in the fan fiction world.
I know you like her. I know you want her. JUST ADMITT IT!!!!!! Pokes
him
Miss Jessica: Just like in the your fic: If You Could Only See. Which
is very good so check it out.
Raven: Oo mumbles Cheap
advertising.
Miss Meg: OK, It’s time to go running! Blows little pink
whistle
Y2J: No, we won’t listen anymore-you all are nuts!!!
Miss
Meg: Look Y2Gay, I gave you a nice warning before but this is the last straw!
And another thing-who you callin’ crazy! I’m not the idiot with those appalling
coloring in my hair. I don’t even want to deal with you any more but I know who
does evil grin Adri.
Adri: You rang! A girl wearing an orange camouflage
jumper comes out with a pair of scissors. She looks over at him waving the
scissors evilly at him.
Sarah: I like the way you think!!!!
Y2J:
OO Not my beautiful mane!!! I am a-
Miss Meg: cuts him off Living has
been. Smiles
Sarah: whispers something evil to Y2J
Y2J: screams
Take the hair! Just don’t take that!!!!
Adri: What the hell did you say
to him?
Sarah: Our little secret! Winks
K: Oo I don’t even want to
know.
Miss Meg: OK, since you all want to play around with me I have
decided no more Miss Nice Girls!
Undertaker: mumbles Who said you were
being nice, anyway?
Miss Jessica: raises hand
Undertaker: cries
Don’t hurt me!!
Adri: You are such a little punk! And you points to Kurt
Angle Don’t even say anything.
Kurt: I am an Olympic Gold medallist
and-
Adri: pulls a bat out of nowhere and knocks him in the back of the
head Stupid little fer!
Miss Meg: Before I was so rudely interrupted-
Meet Lt. Luke.
Lt. Luke comes out wearing the traditional army
camouflaged suit and combat boots.
Lt. Luke: very scary welcome to my
nightmare. Psycho laugh
Maven: Aren’t you the guy that put us in Jurassic
Park!
Lt. Luke: annoyed So!
Maven: runs behind Megan
K:
Have fun kiddies!! Walks away
Hours later Lt. Luke finally decides to
give them a brake after his intense workout. Meanwhile the girls are relaxing by
the staff pool. Giving each other makeovers and stuff like that.
Miss
Meg: What do ya’ll think of this skirt? holds up long lavender
skirt
Billy: Girl that will go great with a pair of violet boots.
painting his nails
T.T: Isn’t Kane dreamy? OO
Chucky: Oh, he
mighty fine. Licks his lips
All the girls: OO
Well that was
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