My Boot Camp
A/N: Ok I am doing this in my computer class!! Ok let
me get this out: I AM GETTING A NEW COMPUTER JUST FOR ME REAL SOON!!! SO now
I’ll be able to type up all these stories I have written over the pass 2
years!
Disclaimer: WHAT DO YOU THINK?! We have been through this so many
times! I am 14 years old-I am too young to own this. These people own themselves
and the WWF owns the characters. And also I not own the whole reality show Boot
Camp so don’t sue me!!
A short 14-year-old girl walks into the room over
flowing with angry wrestlers. She’s about 5’ 2”, chocolate colored skin, and
almost shoulder length hair. She wore a pink camouflage sleeveless shirt, pink
baggy pants, with her in two pigtail buns with pink bows.
Kurt Angle:
Excuse me little girl, can you find someone to tell us why we are
here.
Girl: annoyed OK, I’ll be nice this time but after that I’ll rip
your head off. I am the reason you all are here. You all will be in this Boot
Camp until I say you can leave. Are we clear?
Undertaker: stands Are you
disrespecting me? Cause-
Girl: yells SIT DOWN AND SHUT
UP!!!!!
All: Oo
Girl: Thank you. I am Sergeant Meg or Miss Meg.
You WILL address me by that name or ma’m, are we clear?
All:
Silence.
Miss Meg: extremely pissed I said are we clear!!!!!!
All:
Yes Miss Meg.
Miss Meg: Okie-Dokie. Now that we all have an understanding
of what the rules are, are there any questions? Looks around
Y2J: As a
living legend I demand to know what you intend to do with us.
Miss Meg:
yelling OK, Y2Jerk, you wanna know why I am doing this to you? Its because I can
and I already have. If you don’t corporate with me I will make sure you don’t
make it out a live, got it you has been! And that goes for the rest for
you.
Y2J: OO Sorry.
Miss Meg: evil Sorry what?
Y2J: Miss
Meg.
Miss Meg: sweet and innocent Lovely. Oh, and by the way-if you get
out of hand with me you will be punished but not just by me. Say hello to
Jessica. To ya’ll maggots Miss Jessica.
A girl slightly taller then Miss
Meg comes out in green camouflage shirt and pants. She has brown eyes and long
honey colored hair. She is also wearing an evil smile on her face.
Miss
Jessica: Is he here? Did ya get him? Jumps up and down like a psycho
Miss
Meg: Oo For the last time! You are not here to scope out cute guys- that’s my
job you are here to punish!
Miss Jessica: But he is so fine; and I get
him first!
Miss Meg: whines My boot camp-I get him first! You can have
Raven first then we’ll switch.
Miss Jessica: gets really pissed That’s
not fair! I’ll just have to punish him, that way I can get some of his hair.
Daydreams
Miss Meg and Miss Jessica: wrestles
All who are
watching: Oo
Hurricane: Citizens Miss Jessica and Miss Meg,
whasupwitdis?!
Miss Jessica: Bite me, Hurridork!
Tajiri: babbles
in Japanese!
Miss Meg: ENGLISH! Speak English-I don’t
understand!
Miss Jessica: OMG!!! There he is! Runs over to Jeff and sits
on his lap I love you! Marry me!! Clings to Jeff like there is no
tomorrow
Jeff: Oo Uhhh, help me. Somebody anybody.
Miss Meg: Get
your mitts off of him! He’s mine! Miss Jessica doesn’t move a muscle, but hugs
Jeff more If you don’t The Rock won’t give you any of his strudel.
Miss
Jessica: eyes light up Can I have both?
Miss Meg: Hay, I’ll tell you what
you can have Jeff all to yourself to do whatever you please with him, ok? And I
get to have Maven.
Miss Jessica: really happy Yea!!!
Maven: How
did I get mixed up in this?
Miss Meg: walks over to Maven Awww, your so
cute.
Maven: I now fear for my life.
Booker T: mumbles I
would.
Miss Meg: Shut up, sucka!
Booker T: Tell-
Edge:
Before you continue or even think of continuing that statement: She did say
that. Smiles
Miss Meg: OK, maggots!! Move out and go to your bunk
assignments! There are too many of you for me and Miss Jess to keep our eyes on
all of you so, no hanky panky!! We’ll, start training tomorrow! Oh, and get all
the rest you can cause you’ll need it. Leaves with a horror-struck
Maven
Miss Jessica: to Jeff If you thought jumping off a ladder was
extreme, you ain’t see nothing yet. Kisses him
Jeff: very scared stiff
Matt, Lita, someone please help me!!!
Hiya! That was Chappy 1 and many
more to come! I promise I will put a lot more wrestlers in the story for other
chapters. If you wanna make a guest appearance- send me e-mail and you can be
featured in future chapters!
Hasta la bye-bye-bye