Author plays Psychiatrist
A/N: I am insane so I figure that I can
help other people that are insane!
I have been planning to do a fic like
this for about 2 years and finally I am doing it! I was inspired when I had to
go see a shrink for a summer!
Disclaimer: I do not own Tekken but I do
own myself
however!
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Lee:
I am here to see the psychiatrist. Walks into the office to see a short girl
sitting on a white marble desk. She has brown skin, brown, eyes, and dark short
brown hair with light brown highlights; her hair is in pigtails with pink and
lime ribbons. She has on a pink camouflage shirt, and green greens, with white
sneakers
Girl: Oh that's me!
Lee: Oo Aren't you a bit young for
this job, try only 10 years old.
Girl: NO! And for your information I am
15! And will be 16 on October 4th!
Lee: silenced
Girl: Okie then
why don't you have a seat. I am Megan, and I am here to help you sort out your
mental issues. Looks him up and down And I can now see that I have a lot of work
to do.
Lee: What's that suppose to mean?! is offended
Meg: Well I
mean what guy calls himself 'Violet'?
Lee: I like that name!
Meg:
But you sound and look so gay.
Lee: For your information I have a
girlfriend!
Meg: Not even I would believe that, then again I
don't.
Lee: I'll prove it to you!
Meg: sarcastic Amaze
me...
Lee: thinking
Meg: Like I thought! Anyway let's cut to the
chase. pulls out a little notepad with a fluffy pink pen Are you
gay?
Lee: gasps in the gayest way possible You think I'm gay!
Meg:
Oh I don't think you're gay, I know you are. Look at you I mean you dress like a
wannabe Ricky Martin (A/N: Don't own him either). We all know what he is! You're
just like him, well except for the fact that he is semi cute! Face it you are
the symbol for gayness!
Lee: You are so mean to me. eyes tearing up
Meg: I am here to help you admit your gay.
Lee: But I am not, you
have no proof! screams putting his hand on his hip
Meg: That's not what
page 72 of your diary says! flips through that pages
Lee: runs out
screaming like a little girl
Next
Meg: Kitty!!!!!!!!!! King walks
into the room. Meg latches unto his leg
King: growl, purr, growl, then
roar
Meg: I love kitties! hugs King tighter I'm going to keep you and
wuv ya forever and ever!
King: growl, snarl- loosely translated that
means help me that chick has gone crazy
Next
Meg: sits happily in
her office chair as she pets Kings head
Hwoarang walks in
Hwoarang: I thought I was hear to see a doctor?
Meg: That's me!
looks down at King Isn't that right precious? Yes, Yes! cute little baby noises
Hwoarang: Oo
Meg: Are we here to talk about your hair dye abuse
problem?
Hwoarang: What problem?
Meg: looks at his hair Have you
looked into a mirror lately? I mean your hair was damn near pushing orange in
Tekken 3.
Hwoarang: At least my hair isn't spiky like Kazama.
Meg:
scribbles on notepad Do I detect some jealousy? raises an eyebrow
Hwoarang: Do I detect insanity?
Meg: I know! I am and I am so
proud of insane personality, it's what makes me loveable.
Hwoarang: You
really are that dumb.
Meg: You think you can win this argument. You think
that you're so bad, don't you! Don't you! You're just really a baby, who can
never be Jin!
Hwoarang: Oh yea! stands
Meg: Yea!
Hwoarang:
Pulls out a catnip mouse and throws it causeing King to follow it
Meg:
eyes tear up MY KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hwoarang:
That's what you get for messin' wit me.
Meg: That's why your roots are
showing! then cuts a piece of it off
Hwoarang: runs out the room
screaming MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL MANE!
Meg: Meanie! outs and
folds arms!
Next victim
Craig Marduk walks into the brightly
painted office
Meg: Your huge. looks up at him since she is only 5' 2"
tall
Craig: bends down to her level, which is along way down I'll break
your face!!!
Meg: I see you have some unresolved anger going on there.
nods fearfully
Craig: knocks Meg unto the floor and walks out of the
room
Meg: XX
$#$%
Okie I am in school so I can't say that
much cause it is almost time for me to go home! Thank goodness! Not much to
say!
Review or you will anger the pixis!
Hasta la
bye-bye-bye
Meggie-muffin