40 days and 40 nights
A/N: Guess wha? I was at Smackdown! YAY! Had
lots of fun! Just though ya'd like to know!
Disclaimer: I do not the
WWE.
"This is going to be so much fun." Molly giggled as they set the
room up while boys went to change.
"I know I mean I think that the WWE
should have men pose like we have to." Trish said as she was looking for the
digital camera.
"I don't think that this is a good idea I mean isn't it
degrading?" Jazz said as she twirled one of her pigtails. Molly and Trish looked
at Jazz for a second and then laughed.
"Look think about what we have to
do at least x number of times a year. And don't forget the bra and panty matches
and all those other degrading matches." Trish said bitterly.
"So I think
it's time for some payback." Molly said pulling her stereo out.
"What's
that for?" Trish asked her.
"We need some music for the show right."
Molly said grinning as she sat on the couch.
"In that case does anyone
have any popcorn?" Jazz asked laughing.
"I do." Trish said happily. "I
have a whole shit load of snacks while we watch the show."
"Are you guys
ready back there?" Molly yelled.
"Yea." Came the unison response from the
shower area of the locker room.
"Ok we will call this first shot the
parade to start off next is the swimsuit and finally the good stuff." Trish said
evilly.
"Alright come on out." Molly said as Jazz popped the CD in to
blare HBK's 'Sexy Boy'. They call came parading out confused.
"Did
somebody ask for me?" Shawn said skipping into the room in front of the rest of
the guys.
"Hey you were not invited." Chris said trying to say it in a
nice way.
"But the ladies call." Shawn said as he danced around for the
three screaming women.
"Dudes that's not packed with sweetness and all
that good stuff." Rob said as he watched them fond over Shawn.
"They act
like they have never seen a body before." Hunter said applaud.
"I mean we
don't do that when we look a Torrie take off her top." Jeff said shaking his
head.
"Speak for yourself bi boy." Chris said looking at Jeff
strangely.
"Are you done yet?" Scott asked looking at Shawn.
"Yea
I had to finish showing you all up." Shawn said picking his shirt up and walking
out of the room.
"He has my vote." Molly said fanning herself.
"I
know.' Jazz and Trish said agreeing with her.
"Hello we want to parade
now!" Rocky said trying to snap them out of a trance.
"Oh yea, if you
must." Trish said turning her attention to them. "First Hunter come out and show
us what you got." Jazz was sure to cue his music.
"What do I do?" Hunter
asked stepping forward.
"Something, a pose." Molly suggested. Hunter
flexed a bit and then he picked up a water bottle and did his spitting
thing.
"Do I want to even comment on how gross that was?" Jazz asked as
they were all soaked with his spit mixing with the water.
"Nope I just
want to forget about it." Trish said ringing her hair out. "Next!" Trish called
and the Rock stepped forward.
"What privilege will you grace us with?"
Molly asked sarcastically.
"I shall sing some original songs for you
all." The Rock said pulling his guitar over him.
5 hours later but what
felt like millions
"Are you done yet?" Molly asked like she was in
pain.
"Yea if you want I could continue?" The Rock asked as he positioned
his fingers near the guitar strings.
"No, no that's ok that really isn't
necessary." Trish said trying to let him down easy.
"No in other words we
can't take anymore." Molly said shaking her head. "Next!" Scott walked up and
well, tried to flex and kiss his muscles but he couldn't sense he hasn't had any
steroids lately. He tried to pump his 'muscle' up to kiss his arm but fell on
the floor in the attempt.
"You know what?" Trish asked.
"What?"
Jazz answered curious to know what Trish had to say.
"And we wonder why
they don't do this for the men and just leave it to us." Trish sighed as she
shook her head.
"Do we even want to see who is next?" Molly asked looking
at her clip board.
"Let's just finish ourselves off." Jazz pouted.
"Next!" Rob stepped forward. He started to demonstrate some of his martial arts
moves. They all clapped when he was done.
"I have one question for you."
Trish said looking at him. "Why does the crack of your ass sweat?"
"Dude,
what?" Rob asked chasing himself around trying to see sweating
rear.
"Either that you had a little accident." Molly
snickered.
"Did you all really have to point that out to everyone?" Jeff
asked. "That makes everyone compelled to look."
"Again you have this
habit of speaking for yourself bi boy." Shane said shaking his
head.
"Well seriously." Jeff shrugged. "It makes me curious to
look."
"Dude that is not totally tubular." Rob said covering his butt and
walking away.
"We as the three judges have some to the conclusion that we
do not need to see anymore and that you all totally suck at this so we are going
to go take pictures of Shawn dancing and post those on our site." Trish said
taking the camera and walked out of the locker room with Jazz and
Molly.
"What just happened?" Shane asked with a pout. "Now no one will
never get to see me fly."
"Well that's not much of a lost." Jeff said.
"Now you all will never see me unwrap starburst with my tongue." (A/N: Which I
can do perfectly! It's a lot of fun too!)
"It's not worth losing this bet
to comment on, it really isn't as much as I want to." Chris said as he shook his
head.
Okie that's all gotta go!
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Hasta la bye-bye-bye
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