40 days and 40 nights
A/N: Ok I know the things in this chapter may
scare you but don't worry I am sane!
Disclaimer: I do not the WWE. And
the s/n are just made up!!!! The only thing that I own is myself, my computer
and my
skittles!!!
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"Hmmm.What
to write about?" Shane asked himself as she raked his hand over his
head.
"I don't know why don't you see some of the other things that other
people write about to help you." Rocky said as he looked at the
screen.
"Ok check out Hearts Desire." Hunter said pointing to the screen.
Shane followed and clicked on the link. The eyes in the room looked at the
summary and then the first chapter.
"Why the hell does everyone think
that I am gay?" Jeff asked as threw his hand up in defeat.
"No I always
thought you were bi." Chris shrugged.
"You know that's sarcasm right?"
Scott asked confidently.
"No I seriously did I mean he did dye his hot
pink! I know that men wear pink just not hot pink!" Chris said
truthfully.
"Look I am not bi, or gay!" Jeff said growling.
"But
you have to admit that Adam would make a pretty girl." Trish said
thoughtfully.
"Yea he does have nice hair and a great smile." Molly said
also agreeing with Trish.
"You all are a very sick bunch of people you
know that right?" Rob said shaking his head. "That image is anything but
wicked."
"Ok Mr. I need a Thesaurus to dictate my vocabulary." Shane said
as he looked at other people's user names. "Hmmm How about we try Y2J Chris
Jericho?"
"Hey that's me." Chris said with a smirk.
"Well it looks
like you do have fans." Trish said dryly.
"You know when lent is over I
will make it my personal mission to make your lives a living hell." Chris
muttered.
"Ok why not click on bannonluke." Molly said pointing to
another name. Shane followed and clicked on the link.
"He thinks I'm
Trash!" Trish said appalled.
"If the shoe fits." Shane
muttered.
"Well the important thing is that he likes me!" Molly said with
a smile. "I like this author!"
"Oh what about me?" Jazz said trying to
squeeze in so that she could see the screen.
"What about you?" Jeff
countered back with a question.
"Hey you guys look at this story!" Hunter
said pointing to the story labeled '40 days and 40
nights'.
"Interesting." Rocky said as he looked at the first chapter of
the story.
"Ok that's a little weird that she knows." Scott said a little
freaked out. "And for the last time I am not on steroids!"
"Dude you are
so not sweet." Rob said shaking his head.
"Nice to know that you all like
to taste each other!" Shane said disgusted. "Anyway I think that I know what I
want to write about."
"Although I know that I will kick myself after I
ask this but what would you like to write about?" Chris asked with a
sigh.
"I think I am going to do a humor slash fic!" Shane squealed as he
pulled up a blank Microsoft word window. "Now I need a title. Oh forget that I
can come up with that later, I need a pairing."
"Well don't look at us
for help." Hunter said backing away. "I am not that kid of sick freak who sits
around thinking about guys and getting myself off on it."
"Well Shane now
I know to never shake your hand again." Molly sighed as she looked at the blank
screen.
"Hey I have an idea." Scott said. "Why don't we all write a fic,
we can tell Shane what to type, it'll like one for those group
fics."
"You know that's one of the most intelligent things you've said."
Hunter said in a sincere voice. It was sad that it wasn't sarcastic but it was
sincere.
"No this is my fic!" Shane said hugging his laptop. "Mine, stay
back!"
"Ok." They all said stepping away from him.
"Now to
create!" Shane said staring at the screen. "I've got it I'll write about how all
the women in the WWE worship me as the love god, and think that I am the real
sexy boy!" Shane squealed as he began to type. "'Stacy walks in a tiny mini
skirt and slowly shakes over to the sexy sugar Shane'." They all just decided
that it would be best for them to all ignore him and carry on with what he was
doing.
"Now I could comment on that but I just don't want to crush his
little dreams." Trish said looking at Molly.
"Not yet right." Molly said
nodding her head.
"Anyway what makes you think you're the best looking?
I'm not saying that I am but." Chris said making sure he was sincere about it
which he was.
"Well why don't we find out who's the best looking." Hunter
said bring up another idea.
"We can have a Mr. WWE pageant and let the
fans decide online. It could be like we are some weirdoes who are 'obsessed
fans' who came up with this idea. And we can post pictures on a website and let
them vote on who they think is the sexiest." Rob said in one breath.
"You
have thought about this haven't you?" Rocky asked curiously.
"Yea, yea I
have thought about this actually." Rob said nodding. "It is just the most sugar
coated idea." They all just ignored his last comment.
"Well how the hell
are we going to do this?" Jeff asked thoughtfully.
"I know." Molly said
snatching the computer away from Shane.
"Hey I didn't save that!" Shane
yelled. "And it was getting really good."
"Well I am saving you time
cause nobody would even body would bother to read that crap cause there is not a
snowballs chance in hell that you would even get a flame, well if you were to be
so lucky." Molly said as she began to type.
"What the h-e double tooth
picks are you doing?" Scott asked looking at her oddly.
"I am going to
create a site so that we can show case you guys pictures and then other people
can come and vote!" Molly said as she signed up for a page. "Ok Trish get the
digital camera!"
"Now you guys will know how we feel when we have to pose
like Barbie dolls." Trish snickered as she pulled the camera out.
"How am
I supposed to be freakzilla when I have as much muscle as Jeff Hardy?" Scott
Steiner asked as he tried to flex his just about nonexistent muscles.
"No
your still freakzilla you're just a freak as in a freak of nature." Molly
laughed as she continued to
work.
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Next
chappy- will be the pageant, well the photos will betaken for it!
Hasta
la bye-bye-bye
Meggie-muffin
Luv peace and chicken
grease