40 days and 40 nights
A/N: If it wasn't one thing or another with
me! Well now I am having an allergy attack. I think that I am always sick or
hurt.
Disclaimer: I do not the WWE. And the s/n are just made
up!!!!
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TheGreatOne:
I hate all of you so much.
AssClownY2J: I would say something but then
again I do not want to be the loser.
LilMissInnocence: Fine then I will-
the feeling is mutual.
ThesaurusDude: <sings> The fear I see when I
look in your eyes-makes me believe I'm one of a kind!(I do not own the song,
either!)
DamnImGood: I'm not even stupid enough to comment on the fact
that he is an ass. But no I won't go there.
Humanskittle2: He has worked
himself around that fact very well actually.
Willslutforfood: Well we
only have about a few minutes anyway until we all have to head over to the
arena- so we will be able to see each other soon.
<SuperShane enter 40
days chat room>
AssClownY2J: It's a bird!
DamnImGood: It's a
plane!
Humanskittle2: It's a dork!
SuperShane: DO I hear some
sarcasm in those tones?
DamnImGood: No in all honesty we were just giving
a superhero his proper introduction.
AssClownY2J: <silence>
sure.
LilMissInnocence: Has anyone noticed that Steiner hasn't said
anything in awhile?
ThesaurusDude: Like what if he went through
withdrawal and like passed out- that would be so not <looks it up again>
not wicked.
Willslutforfood: Do we even care?
SweetasChocolate:
You guys are being meanies!
Humanskittle2: I need a
drink.
LilMissInnocence: I think at this point we all
do.
SuperShane: Do you guys wanna know something
cool?
ThesaurusDude: Like not really, dude. It's probably like not
super.
AssClownY2J: Wow look at the time see everyone at the
arena.
At the arena
"What the hell is he doing?" Hunter asked
looking confused at Shane. Shane was sitting in the corner of the locker room on
a lab top.
"I would guess porno but he's too much of a pussy to look it
up himself." Jeff said as he straightened his sweater.
"Good one Hardy."
Chris said as he sat next to Molly. "When are you girls going to change into
your ring attire?"
"This is our ring attire." Trish sighed with a small
growl. Trish had on what looked to be one of those Right to Censer outfits and
Molly had on a tight tank top and shorts.
"I feel like I am making a fool
of myself." Molly sighed as she crossed her legs.
"Well I like it." Chris
said as he ran a hand up Molly's leg and kissed her.
"Hey, Hey. We do not
want to see that." Jeff protested.
"Well maybe you can take some notes on
how to get a girl." Molly said basically speaking for Chris he couldn't have an
attitude and or show his ego.
"See we think like we have some brain
already." Chris said with a smirk.
"Do you in all honesty want us to even
comment on that?" Hunter asked curiously.
"But you can't." Chris
reminded.
"That's right everybody feel the love!" Jazz squealed in her
pink dress as she tossed flowers all over the room.
"Dudes this is so."
Rob started for a moment and then stopped so he could think.
"Let me
guess, not tubular?" Trish asked with sarcasm.
"Actually I was going to
say not amusing but either one works for me." Rob shrugged.
"You realize
saying anything to him isn't worth it." Jeff sighed.
"Hey guys." Steiner
said walking into the room with a heavy trench coat on.
"What the hell is
wrong with you besides the obvious?" Jeff asked looking at the trench coat that
he was wearing.
"Look at what you asses did to me!" Steiner yelled as he
ripped the coat off revealing how skinny he really was. His muscles had
basically wasted away to nothing. He was skinnier then Stacy
Keibler!
"Damn." They all chorused together all except for Shane whose
eyes were glues to the computer screen.
"Well you guys please shut up!"
Shane said as he kept his eyes still on the computer screen. "I am trying to
read."
"NO comment, it's too easy." Chris said shaking his
head.
"I know I will kick myself for asking this but what are you reading
anyway?" Trish asked looking at Shane.
"Reading some fanfiction." Shane
said as he scrolled down the page.
"What the hell is that?" Jeff asked as
he walked over to the screen.
"When people like write about what they
want to happen to us." Shane shrugged. "Hey this one is labeled as a slash
story! What's slash?"
"Slash eh?" Rocky asked thoughtfully. "I was
thinking something that has to due with a horror setting you know slashing
people."
"Could be." Molly shrugged.
"I guess I am going to find
out." Shane said as he clicked on the link. All the eyes in the room scanned
down the page with disgust. "Ok that is a bad mental picture right there. I
would never give Matt a blow job, hell I would never give anyone a blow
job."
"Oh well at least you weren't being abused by HHH to be rescued by
the loving arms of Shawn Michaels." Jeff said his face frowning.
"I don't
even want to say anything about it." Hunter said shaking his head. "But remember
it is called fanfiction for a reason." He finished making sure to emphasis the
fact that it was fiction.
"Ok nobody has the right to complain cause me
and The Rock DO NOT make a cute couple, and 'sides I am already spoken for."
Chris said looking at Molly.
"I just have one thing to ask you Chris."
Trish said snickering a little bit.
"Yea." Chris
reasoned.
"Between you and me is the Rock really the Great One?" Trish
asked raising an eyebrow, her voice sarcastic as if she was teasing him rather
then making herself look like a slut.
"I don't like you." Chris pouted
folding his arms.
"You know what you guys?" Shane asked with his eyes
glowing with happiness and discovery.
"I am so going to write a fanfic!"
Shane said as he began to furiously type at the keyboard. They all sighed at his
new
enthusiasm.
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All
done for now! Next chapter will be about Shane's adventures in fanfiction and
also various other things!
Hasta la
bye-bye-bye
Meggie-muffin
Luv peace and chicken
grease