40 days and 40 nights
A/N: Sorry this took so long but I pulled a
muscle in my back and it affected my right arm so I am feeling a bit better now
I am doing this now!
Sorry!
Disclaimer: I do not the WWE. And the
s/n are just made
up!!!!
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"This
is crazy." Jeff growled as he picked the phone up again for what seemed the
millionth time. "No I am not near hair dye!"
"I was just checking." Shane
snickered on the other end. "I already checked in with everybody else I just
wanted to make sure."
"We have to find an easier way to communicate with
each other." Jeff sighed "Cause you are royally getting on my last
nerve."
"Well we all do not have three way calling to paste each other in
to make sure that we all haven't lost it or lost the contest." Shane
shrugged.
"Oh with you calling us every few fucking seconds we all should
have little to know sanity thanks to you." Jeff said growling a bit.
"I'm
just making sure that everyone is ok." Shane said, with a smile.
"Are you
playing with your dolls again?" Jeff asked curiously.
"For the last time
they are not dolls, they are action figures!" Shane yelled. Jeff pulled the
receiver away from his ear.
"And I am the queen of England." Jeff said in
this mock British accent.
"Well your majesty." Shane said smiling. "I
have a plan so leave everything to me cause I know how we can talk to everyone
all at once." Shane said confidently.
"See that phrase bothers me." Jeff
sighed.
"What?" Shane asked pouting a bit.
"'The leave everything
to me.' I want to know now what I should be worried about." Jeff demanded as he
sat down.
"Don't you trust me?" Shane asked as he continued to play with
his 'action figures'.
"No," Jeff said simply.
"No this is the part
where you are suppose to say that 'yea Shane, my best bud, I trust you cause you
are capable of doing something right." Shane whined. "No let's try this again.
Don't you trust me?"
"No." Jeff said simply again. "Look don't kill
anyone and please don't destroy anything."
"Whatever just trust on this."
Shane said hanging the phone up before Jeff could say anything else to
him.
A/N: things in <> are actions!
< SuperShane enters
40 days chat room > <Humanskittle2 enters 40 days chat room
>
Humanskittle2: I can't believe that u r doing this. <shakes
head>
SuperShane: What I thought it was a good
idea!!!!
Humanskittle2: < will not even bother to comment because he
doesn't what to say how bad on an idea this is >
< AssClownY2J
enters 40 days chat room >
AssClownY2J: Whose idea was this gay
shit?
Humanskittle2: Shane's!
SuperShane: I thought we were
friends! <Cries >
HUmanskittle2: I am not even going to
comment.
AssClownY2J: Good Choice.
<Willslutforfood enters 40
days chat room>
AssClownY2J: Well hello Trish.
Willslutforfood:
How'd you know it was me?
AssClownY2J: Remember I am not allowed to be
sarcastic.
SuperShane: Well I mean come on look at her
s/n.
Humanskittle2: Like yours is even better.
SuperShane: I like
muh s/n.
AssClownY2J: Ok why is he typing in dialect?
<
DamnImGood enters 40 days chat room >
Willslutforfood: Well I guess we
all know who that is!
SuperShane: I don't.
AssClownY2J:
Oo
Humanskittle2: Welcome to my world!
DamnImGood: I just want to
know what good does this due us.
< LilMissInnocence enters 40 days
chat room >
Willslutforfood: Well she's not
anymore!
LilMissInnocence: Don't even go there look at your
s/n.
AssClownY2J: I'm not even getting into this.
DamnImGood: For
once I agree with you.
Humanskittle2: I kno scary ain't
it!
SuperShane: Cat fight! Cat fight!
< ThesaurusDude enters 40
days chat room >
DamnImGood: Where the hell do you all get these
s/n?????
Willslutforfood: I would ask you the
same.
LilMissInnocence: I know!!!
ThesaurusDude: Dudes how's it
hanging?
AssClownY2J: Like a horse. <grins>
Humanskittle2:
That was TOO much information right there.
Willslutforfood: Well Molly
knows all about that now doesn't she?
LilMissInnocence: No
comment.
< SweetasChocolate enters 40 days chat
room>
AssClownY2J: Why me?
< Iliketokissmymuscles enters 40
days chat room >
AssClownY2J: Again what have I done to deserve
this?
Humanskittle2: Do you really want us to answer
that?
AssClownY2J: In all honesty, no I don't.
SuperShane: All we
need is.
Iliketokissmymuscles: Steroids!
ThesaurusDude: No dude
those aren't.<uses thesaurus> like not sweet ok!
LilMissInnocence:
Well you know how those white powdery little substances taste now don't
you.
Willslutforfood: Yea and you know how those liquid white substances
taste too.
LilMissInnocence: Yea salty ain't
they?
Willslutforfood: I know I wonder why?
SweetasChocolate: Now,
Now gurls that's not nice!
< TheGreatOne enters 40 days chat room
>
TheGreatOne: Miss me?
<LilMissInnocence, Willslutforfood,
Iliketokissmymuscles, ThesaurusDude, Humanskittle2, SuperShane,
SweetasChocolate, AssClownY2J, DamnImGood, logged off
chat>
TheGreatOne: That was wrong..
<pouts>
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That's
all for now cause my back is starting to bother me again. I will try to add some
more of this internet convo thing in the next chappy!
Review or the pixis
will bite ya!
Hasta la bye-bye-bye
Meggie-muffin