40 days and 40 nights
A/N: OK I am back, I am currently on muh
break so I figured that I would update a bit early.
Ok I changed the
chapter title so that it would begin with a 'S' and from now on I will try to
make all of the chapter titles begin with a 'S'. SO there will be a
pattern.
And also I will try to include all of them in a somewhat equal
manner so that everyone sees the characters they like! Okie?
Okie?
Everyone happy? YAY! Lol-I had a cupcake fer
breakfast!
Disclaimer: I do not the
WWE.
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"Ok
I know everyone is a little bit stresses but we all have to get along!" Jazz
said skipping around the kitchen area hugging them each.
"Before you hug
me, let me ask you something." Jeff said looking at her with wide eyes. "Is it
worth it? Cause if it is then be my guest- this does not mean brake out into
some song!"
"Damn." Rocky sighed to himself.
"This is not-" Rob
started before he dropped to the floor looking through the shreds of Thesaurus
that were scattered all over the place. He desperately searched for the piece of
page that kept him out of trouble. "Putrid, no that's not it. Sexually
stimulating? Ummm, obstinate? Oh fuck it!"
"Well that was indeed the
smartest thing you've said since we've been here." Hunter sighed. They all
looked at him. "And each and every one of you know that that's the damn
truth!"
"That's the sad thing." Trish sighed.
"I still don't see
why you guys are freaking out." Chris said as he continued to pour
coffee.
"The only reason he's so mellowed out is because he got some."
Shane sighed.
"Some drugs." Scott said with his eyes
glowing.
"3,2,1,1,2,3 what the heck is bothering me?" Hunter said
grinding his teeth together.
"Remember you attitude is not allowed."
Molly said waving a teasing finger to him.
"So little Miss Holly left the
Virgin islands last night." Trish snickered.
"Oh my goodness what kind of
talk is that." Jazz said gasping as she covered her ears.
"Yea." Molly
shrugged.
"Very bad mental picture." Jeff said his face
twisting.
"Dude that is not." Rob paused for a second trying to think of
another word. "Great."
"So you realize that there is another Thesaurus on
the book shelf?" Chris asked shaking his head.
"You know I sit here and
think to my self what I did to deserve this, and I am drawing a blank can
someone help here?" Rocky sighed.
"I swear that I would answer that but
once again my attitude is not allowed so I will keep my mouth shut." Hunter
sighed.
"You know that this coffee is really good." Chris said making
some more.
"All we need is another addict to have stuck with us in the
snow!" Trish sighed. "This is your entire fault!" Trish said pointing to Rob.
"If you didn't let Austin take truck then we wouldn't be stuck
here."
"You dumb ass!" Shane yelled. "Even with the truck it would be no
good cause we are snowed in!"
"Hey it's ok." Jeff said trying to calm
Shane down. "Don't talk about yourself like that, we know you're dumb and an
ass; you don't have to remind us."
"I hate you." Shane said looking at
Jeff with narrowed eyes.
"You know you're right this coffee is really
good." Molly said taking a sip.
"Great now the jungle bunnies have
caffeine they'll be at it all night now." Rob sighed. "Tonight will be so not
nonchalant."
"I just realized something." Rocky said breaking everyone
out of there thoughts.
"Me too that couch would look sooo cute with
little pink hearts on it." Jazz cooed looking at the couch.
"I like pop
tarts!" Scott said out of know where.
"Ohh me too, with the little pink
sprinkles on them and the pink frosting!" Jazz squealed.
"No you sick
freaks!" Rocky growled. "What if we run out of food, who so we eat
first?"
"No comment, none at all. Cause I am stronger then that. I won't
say anything that I am thinking right now." Hunter said shaking his
head.
"Ok then I will." Molly said looking at him like he had grown a
second head. "What are you talking about?"
"I mean what if we are stuck
here for days no food no water, and then we have to eat each other one by one."
Rocky said as he sank into a corner. Molly opened her mouth to
speak.
"It's not worth it trust me." Chris said stopping her.
"I
mean, how much longer can we survive without heat and electricity since we are
snowed in." Rocky cried. "I mean we don't even have water."
"How are we
going to bathe?" Trish said as she began to cry too.
"I'm sorry." Jeff
cried as he hugged Shane. "I love man, even if we don't make it out of here
alive!"
"Me too, as long as we live we will never fight again." Shane
bawled as he hugged Jeff.
"Can I say something now?" Molly asked looking
at Chris.
"No, this is a lot more fun." Chris smiled watching the scene
in front of them.
"That's it everyone feel the love!" Jazz said as she
skipped around with Scott as everyone had there little love fest.
"Chris
I have always wanted to say this to you." Hunter said walking over to Chris. "I
love you so much." Hunter said sitting on Chris's lap. "I always wanted to tell
you how much I did but then I was afraid that Stephanie would be
jealous."
"I think I'll give you two a moment alone to 'reconcile'."
Molly snickered as she walked away from the table.
"What the?" Chris
asked looking at Hunter with fearful eyes.
"Don't speak." Hunter said
stroking Chris's hair.
"Ok that's it!" Chris said getting up and running
behind Molly. "I thought that you idiots would figure this out on you own but
no, we are not snowed in."
"Yes we are, look outside!" Jeff yelled as he
still cried.
"No, Austin put white sheets on the windows. I thought that
you morons would figure things out since we had electricity and heat." Molly
laughed.
"Ewww!" Shane yelled. "I hugged you."
"Well doesn't
anyone feel pity for me, he tried to kiss me." Chris yelled pointing to
Scott.
"I think this is the part of this fic where someone says let's get
the hell out of here?" Rob asked looking at everyone. "Cause this is not
breezy."
"Now about let's get the hell out of here and leave all the
weirdoes here!" Jeff said happily.
Sometime later
"Come on you
have to help me?" Trish begged looking at Jeff.
"Nope that part of my
life is over. Jeff sighed I have moved on.
"Sigh." Hunter said as they
all sat around a hotel room.
"Just please dye the girl's hair and shut
the hell up." Molly instructed as she read her magazine.
"It's begun."
Shane said looking over at them wide eyed.
"What now?" Rocky
asked.
"She is acting like Jericho; pretty soon they'll have kids." Shane
said looking at them. "And I! Shane does a pose. "Hurricane Helms will save the
world from evil." Shane runs over to the window and jumps out.
"Should we
call the police?" Hunter asked looking shocked.
"Nope, we're only 8 feet
up." Chris shrugged.
"Either way we won't." Rocky grinned.
"Well
leave em there just like we left Jazz, Rob and Scott." Jeff laughed.
At
the cabin
"Dudes did like the snow melt?" Rob asked looking at the
two.
"If all the rain drops were yummy pink pop tarts oh what a rain it
would be." Jazz and Scott sang together as they skipped around
him.
"Dude, this is so not freshF." Rob
sighed.
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Okie
I have been sitting here for about 45 minutes and typing! So I am finished for
this week!
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Hasta la
bye-bye
Meggie-muffin