40 days and 40 nights
A/N: Hi! Big thanks to all you guys for
reading and reviewing! Much luv peace and chicken grease!
Disclaimer: I
do not the
WWE.
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"I
love you Tinkerbelle." Scott said as he continued to hug Hunter tighter. Hunter
growled trying to resist the urge to knock him off of his lap.
"Oh my
gosh, have you looked outside!" Trish shrieked as she ran down the steps. She
stopped then looked at the scene in front of her. Scott was in Hunter's lap and
Rob's head rested in Scott's lap. "Do I even want to ask?"
"It's nothing
like that!" Hunter said trying not to wake Scott up. "I woke up they were all on
top of me."
"Right." Trish said deciding not pry anymore. "Have you
looked outside?"
"No why? Wait do I wanna know?" Hunter asked as Trish
finished her decent down the stairs.
"Oh but you will soon enough." Trish
sighed. "We're snowed in."
"You're shittin' me." Hunter
whispered.
"I shit you not." Trish laughed bitterly. "We are really stuck
here with these people."
"Yay." Hunter said dryly.
"I can't take
it anymore!" Shane said as he stormed down the stairs. "I am sick of his
constant bitching." Shane said pointing to Jeff as he walked down the
stairs.
"I just can't stand you." Jeff said back, tying his sweater
around his neck.
"Dude, this is not-" Rob stopped before picking up the
Thesaurus and flipping to the page that he left with a book mark in it.
"Serene."
"Correction I can't stand him that damn Thesaurus." Jeff
yelled. "Look what you made me do." Jeff said referring to his once neat hair
and sweater. He quickly put them back into place.
"You my friend have
turned into a prep." Shane sighed. "I never thought that I would see that day
when Jeff Hardy himself was neat and trying his best to stay
neat."
"Anyway where is Austin?" Trish asked looking at the floor. She
saw Jazz and The Rock still knocked out on the floor.
"Oh Dudette, like
last night he was like 'I am going for a drive' and I was like 'Dude you want to
take our truck?' He was like 'Really?' and I was like 'Dude it's sweet' and he
was like 'Dude' and I was like 'Dude' and after our like dude moment I was like
'Dude this truck is wicked awesome, like enjoy' and then that dude was like
'Sure' and then like me the Stunner and then he left, so I was like 'Dude that
is not tubular'." Rob said as he had his little hand motions to go with what he
was saying.
"OK now can someone please say that in English?" Hunter asked
looking sincerely clueless.
"STERIODS!" Scott screamed in his sleep. The
biting Hunter's hand; at the contact of Scott's teeth Hunter let out a painful
scream was a note that even Rico couldn't touch.
"Things just get better
and better." Trish said sarcastically. "Austin steels our ticket out of here and
now we are stuck with these morons."
"Either way he had no way out of
here if we are snowed in." Shane explained.
"Who's hoed in?" The Rock
asked waking up from his slumber.
"We. Are. Snowed. In." Jeff said slowly
as if he were talking to a child.
"We have food right?" The Rock asked
cautiously.
"I hope so." Hunter said shaking his hand out.
"What
the hell is all the noise about?" Chris asked as he trotted down the
stairs.
"We're snowed in." Jeff said braking the bad news to him.
Surprising Chris shrugged.
"Oh ok, what do we have for breakfast?" Chris
asked as he walked into the kitchen, right by the shocked faces.
"No
anger or sarcasum." Trish whispered.
"We are all so going to die." The
Rock cried hugging Hunter.
"Well aren't you a man magnet." Molly
snickered walking down stairs. "Why are they hugging?"
"Cause we are all
going to die." Jeff shrugged.
"We are snowed in." Rob
explained.
"As long as we have food, I don't give a shit." Molly shrugged
walking into the kitchen picking the apple up and taking a bite of it
out.
"I don't think you understand what's going." Trish said doing her
best to stay calm.
"We are all stuck together for who knows how long!"
Rock yelled.
"Yes we are all together!" Jazz said as she woke up. "That's
what friends are for! Through the good times and the bad times! That's what
friends are for." Jazz sang off key and loud. ( I don't own that song
either.)
"Would you like to find out what a sledge hammer is for?" Trish
smirked.
"Look we are all just going a bit insane cause it seems that we
are going to be stuck together for awhile." Chris said calmly as he sat at the
kitchen table. "So I say we make the best of it and have some fun."
"I
knew it." The Rock said as he got a running jump unto the table so he could look
down at Chris. "You got some!"
"Some coffee, yes, yes I did." Chris said
sipping his coffee. "Would you like some?"
"You know what I am talking
about." Rocky said eyeing him. "You did." Then he turned his gaze to Molly.
"What have you been doing missy?"
"Obviously Chris." Jeff said without
thinking. "Oops did I say that?"
"Bad mental picture." Shane
frowned.
"Dude not astounding!" Rob said still reading out of his new
favorite book, The Thesaurus.
"I am sick of that book!" Jeff screamed as
he took the book from Rob and began to rip the pages out.
"Hey you can't
do that!" Shane yelled.
"Why couldn't I?" Jeff asked his anger
building.
"Cause I wanted to do it!" Shane screamed.
"Please sir,
could you spare a cup of steroids for the poor." Scott said wrapped up in a
blanket holding a little porcelain cup.
"Oh Scott!" Jeff
yelled.
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Scott yelled as he watched Jeff poor the melted
sugar down the drain. He cried as he tried to lick up the little that didn't go
down the drain.
"That was mean!" Shane yelled pushing Jeff.
"What
are youi going to do about it." Jeff challenged.
"This." Shane said
holding up a glass bottle that was filled with the crystal metallic blue color
in it. Shane hurled it across the room and as hard as Jeff tried he missed to
catch it. Jeff hugged the mixture of glass and dye close to him.
"My
baby!" Jeff wailed. "It's ok daddy is going to put you back together and make it
all better. Yes he is! Daddy loves you, just don't forget that!" Jeff said
kissing the mess good-bye. "You will pay!" Jeff yelled. He reached in his back
pocket and pulled out the new issue of the Green Lantern! And put in the garbage
disposal.
"No, my comic!" Shane cried as he leaned over the counter.
"WHY? It was so young! Take me instead!" Shane said hugging the little pieces.
"Take me instead."
"Coffee anyone?" Chris asked holding the pot, he was
not aware of the events around
him.
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Okie
I know that was weird but hey so am I!
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Hasta la bye-bye-bye
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