40 days and 40 nights
A/N: Wow! I never that this many people would
review! Ok and since this is a fic fer the people! So I am sure to conclude the
suggestions made you the readers so
Candace McMahon: Cool idea, ya right
he needs to show more skin!
Some Guy: Thanks fer the suggestion! It has
inspired me.
Disclaimer: I do not the
WWE.
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"I
hate my life I look like a prep." Jeff said as he and Shane walked through the
arena halls. Jeff had on a pair of khaki pants and a light blue button up shirt
that was tucked in! He also had a yellow sweater draped over his shoulders, nice
brown shoes, and well looking rather neat. They were walking the trail to the
cabin they all were staying in together.
"Yea you will have to thank
Harvard for that look." Shane said smiling.
"See I got something for your
smart ass later." Jeff said as they continued on.
"Oh, you scare me."
Shane laughed as they approached it. They walked in with everyone else already
sitting in there. "I know I am going to kick myself in the ass after I ask
this."
"And I will kick your ass too." Jeff nodded agreeing with his
friend. Shane growled but then continued.
"Anyway what the hell is going
on here?" Shane asked looking at them all as they sat in the living
room.
"Our self absorbed male idiots are trying not to crack." Molly
explained crossing her legs, and sitting back next to Trish.
"What
exactly happened?" Jeff asked.
"We ran into one of the world's most
annoying person." Trish laughed. "Stone Cold Steve Austin,
himself."
"Where was he?" Jeff asked.
"I think the question better
serves to be, where is he?" Rock said grinding his teeth together in
anger.
"WHAT?!" Austin screamed. The noise echoed through the upstairs
level of the cabin.
"He isn't." Shane said shaking his head.
"He
is though." Chris said raking a hand through his blonde hair. "Apparently the
booker made a mistake, Austin likes hunting, so he rented this cabin and so did
we and now he's stick here with us, for about the next week."
"Did you
bring steroids?" Scott asked walking over to them shaking.
"Maybe we
should give him something for that." Hunter said looking at Scott with wide
eyes.
"Or how about we ignore him cause that's what I'm gonna do." Molly
said turning her head.
"I'm glad somebody said it." Chris said thankfully
as Austin walked down the stairs with his guitar.
"Ok we are all what? I
said we are all going to have a sing along." Austin yelled.
"Shoot me."
Trish sighed.
"My attitude is not allowed so I won't say a word." Chris
sighed.
"That goes double for me then." Hunter sighed.
"Who the
hell said anything about saying anything? I told you asses to sing!" Austin said
as he strummed the off melodies of his guitar.
"Oh and we have another
problem." Hunter started.
"It's all cold in here." Rob said walking down
the stairs.
"I am going to make it my personal mission in life to burn
that Thesaurus." Chris said growling.
"Is that sarcasm?" Hunter asked
amused.
"No it is what I am going to go if he tries looking for other
words for cool, again." Chris sighed.
"No, it's really cold." Rob said
pulling on a sweater.
"Figures." Chris grumbled, as jazz walked in from
back outside.
"Oh are we going to have a sing-a-long!" Jazz said happily
as she skipped over to Austin and began to sing. "The hills are alive with the
sound of music."(don't own the song either.)
"What?" Austin sang as he
began to play.
"And songs they have sung for a thousand years!" Rock sung
louder and more off key then before.
"I miss her being a bitch. But I
will never miss that man." Hunter sighed. "I sincerely mean that
too."
"What?" Austin yelled before dropping his guitar and giving Jazz
and the Rock a Stone Cold Stunner. Molly seeing the window of opportunity. She
snagged the guitar and whacked Austin on the head with the guitar.
"Well
I feel better, now back to the more bad news." Molly said sitting back down
after that; pretending that nothing had just happened.
"I'm happy I'm not
on your bad side." Chris whistled looking at Austin.
"You were." Molly
smiled.
"Anyway." Hunter sighed. "There aren't that many rooms here as we
thought there would be."
"So in short that means we all have to share."
Trish sighed. "So me and Molly in a room and the rest of you guys in the other.
We can put jazz and Austin in the shed outside."
"I refuse to share a
room with that." Shane said pointing to Steiner.
"What the hell is he
doing?" Rob asked looking over at him. "That's not awe- inspiring."
"I
swear." Chris growled.
"At least he's expanding his vocabulary." Molly
shrugged trying to offer him comfort. Trish smiled this was going get
interesting.
"Scott you alright?" Jeff asked more confused then worried.
Steiner stood over to the stove melting sugar cubes then injecting himself. "I
think he thinks that it's home made steroids."
"Just like mom used to
make." Hunter added. "That's not being an ass it's being funny."
"What?"
Austin asked getting back to his feet.
"You know what." Jeff said getting
fed up. "I bet you can not go for the next five minutes without saying
what."
"Yea and Shane McMahon will do a strip tease tonight on
Smackdown." Trish said as if she was reading headlines.
"Fine." Austin
said just standing there. The tactic he was using was to not say anything at
all, smart.
"Here you may need this." Rob said passing him the Thesaurus,
not even a minute into his time. Steve opened the book.
"Let's see huh?
Come again? I beg your pardon?" Steve smiled.
"Son of a bitch." Molly
sighed.
"You read my mind." Chris laughed. The sat in silence for the
next few minutes and then Steve's time was up.
"I'll be damned." Shane
sighed.
"The damned shall you be." Jeff sighed too. Molly and Trish
dashed over to the TV, trampling over Jazz to get a seat.
"What's the big
rush?" Hunter asked looking at them oddly.
"Well he did it so I am
waiting for Shane to do his strip tease." Trish replied innocently, as they
turned the TV on.
"That is not going to happen it was just a figure of
speech." Chris sighed walking over to them. As soon as he got over there he
found the TV blaring Shawn Michael's 'Sexy boy'.
"What hell?" Jeff asked
as they all ran over to the television. And low and behold Shane came out
dancing and stripping. Let's just say from business shorts to short
shorts.
"Ok that's enough of that." Shane said turning the
television.
"Hey we were watching that." Molly grumbled.
"But we
weren't." Chris said.
"Look why don't we all just go to sleep." Trish
said getting up. "Me and Molly got the beds you all get the
floors."
"That's not fair." Hunter sighed.
"Can we sleep in your
bed?" Jeff pouted. He and Shane looked at Trish with pathetic
eyes.
"Whatever." Trish shrugged as she began upstairs.
"Hey
that's trashy!" Rob pointed out.
"No, they are close friends. Jeff and I
have shared a bed before." Trish shrugged.
"Yea but after that he had
this huge hickey and so did you." Shane said thoughfully.
"Good night."
Jeff said yanking his friend up the stairs.
"Don't worry I'll keep an eye
on them!" Shane yelled before the door was slammed shut. The other eyes down
there still turned to Molly.
"What?" Molly asked.
"Can I share a
bed with you?" Hunter asked.
"Hell no." Molly said shaking her
head.
"Can I?" Chris asked sweetly. Molly tried to remain tough though
she knew that she had a crush on him.
'Damn his eyes right to hell.'
Molly sighed mentally. "Sure why not?"
"What the hell?" Hunter whispered
as they walked up the stairs.
"Dude, it's just me and you." Rob said
sitting next to him. "Sweet."
"It's mine, stay back." Scott said holding
on the bottle of melted sugar cubes.
"Why me?" Hunter asked.
"Dude
can you scratch my back cause this itching is not awe-inspiring." Rob whined,
trying to scratch his own back but failing.
> The next
morning
"What the hell?" Hunter asked waking up to a scream looking down
he saw Scott in his lap sleeping peacefully. "My life has reached an all time
low." The thought of knocking him off left as soon as he remembered the bet. But
then again he wanted to know what the screaming was
about
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