40 days and 40 nights
A/N: Ok I wasn't expecting that great of a
response from this fic! Wow thanks so much, YAY! Also a special thanks to Casey
who suggested that the Rock gives up speaking in the third person that is an
awesome idea! I think that I have found a way to include the Rock in my story.
Also I didn't expect THAT many responses! WOW! 20 reviews for one chapter! I
feel wuved!
Disclaimer: I do not the
WWE.
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"Jeff
come on out." Shane said tabbing his fingers against the bathroom door. They
were back at the hotel room that the two of them were sharing. It was the next
day and the bet was under way.
"No way." Jeff said as he still remained
in the bathroom.
"I'm sure you do look as bad as you normally do." Shane
taunted as he sat there laughing.
"You know what." Jeff said as he walked
out. Shane was stunned.
"Oh my gosh." Shane said in amazement looking at
his friend. Jeff's hair was blonde, just blonde and neatly in place. He had on a
black shirt and black jeans, his nails not painted, no body paint, his facial
hair in a uniform style, he looked; dare anyone even think it normal, if there
was such a thing as normal then Jeff Hardy was it now.
"I know." Jeff
said sighing.
"The others are going to get a kick out of this." Shane
snickered as they headed out to the hotel room. They were all going to go to the
mall, just to test the will power of them even more.
"Have I told you how
much I hate you lately?" Jeff asked.
"You just did." Shane smirked as
they waited for the elevator to stop.
"This is all your fault I mean if
you didn't want to give something up for Lent then this wouldn't have happened."
Jeff said as they walked into the lobby. There they saw what seemed to be the
same people they had made the bet with yesterday only they looked a lot
different. Trish stood there with not a drop of make up and her hair seemingly
untouched, she stood there in a pair of sweats. Molly was quite the opposite, it
looked like she had taken something out of Trish's closet. She had on a denim
mini skirt and a blue halter-top, with knee boots. Chris stood there plainly; he
didn't have his King of the World shirt on but a plain white shirt and jeans.
Steiner was shaking for some reason. Rob and Hunter just stood there staring
blankly into space. And finally Jazz stood there with a smile on her face, and
it was creepy as all hell! Jazz and smiling don't belong in the same
sentence.
"Who are you people?" Shane asked as he looked at
everyone.
"It's all chilly when you're with R-V-D." Rob said as he did
the thumb thing. They all looked at him.
"Chilly?" Hunter questioned a
bit confused.
"I'm working on a replacement for my word." Rob shrugged as
they headed out to the mall. The first place they stopped at the mall was the
book and CD store.
"The hell." Shane whispered to himself as strayed from
his friends as he walked through the store and right over to the comic book
section. His little eyes lit up as his eyes coveted the new issue of The Green
Lantern. He slowly walked over to it, feeling as he was floating on air and some
other mysterious euphoria.
"Shane, don't you even think it." Jeff
teased.
"But it smells so new." Shane said taking a whiff of it. He
picked it up off the shelf and shoved it in Jeff's face. "Smell the
newness!"
"Yes, it smells very new." Jeff said slowly as he nodded his
head. "Shane, as your friend I am telling you back away from the
comics."
"Jeff, read it and tell me something about it." Shane said as he
began to bite his nails, and shaking. "I need muh comics!" Shane screamed. His
southern accent showing as he screamed running out the store.
"And also a
therapist." Jeff mumbled.
"Hmmm." Trish said as she thumbed through the
book rack.
"You know your life has hit a low when you need a book to tell
you how not to be trashy." Molly said as she looked at the book that Trish was
holding entitled 'How to be a Good Girl'.
"You know your life has hit a
low when you have to take notes from me to learn how not to be a stiff." Trish
countered back. Molly shrugged and turned around and walked right into Chris
Jericho.
"Oh I'm sorry are you alright?" Chris asked. Molly was a bit
taken back; Chris Jericho was being nice to her. There was only sincerity in his
voice and he wasn't faking it either he was being serious.
"Yea I'm
alright." Molly said as she blushed a bit.
"Sorry again." Chris said as
he walked off.
"Miss Holly's gettin' horny." Trish teased. Molly narrowed
her eyes at Trish. "She wants Jericho's body and wants to love
him."
"Bite me bitch." Molly snarled and Jazz walked over to them. Jazz
wrapped an arm around each of them.
"Hey girl pals." Jazz said in a
cheery voice. Jazz hugged them both. "Let's all be friends and have a big sleep
over."
"She gonna kill us." Trish whispered.
"Smile and slowly
walk away; maybe she won't kill us." Molly said trying not to blink as they
walked away from her.
"Let's see." Rob said in his little section of the
book store. "Awesome, chilly, fantastic, groovy, tubular, breezy, and cold." Rob
said as he read through the thesaurus for other words.
"That's very nice,
Rob." Hunter said through his teeth. "Good for you."
"Where did Steiner
go?" Rob asked looking around for the muscle.
"Look man gimme something
anything to help my muscles grow." Steiner said clutching his trench coat and
sun glasses.
"Sir, this is the Nutrition booth. We only have weight loss
pills." The lady at the counter said slowly.
"Please, load me up."
Steiner said showing his arm.
"Scott." Jazz said walking out of the store
with the other people behind her. "We love you and are here for you if you need
support." Jazz said hugging him.
"I'm afraid." Jeff sighed.
"What
the hell is this?" The Rock asked as he seemed to announce his presence the boom
of his voice. "Well hello there." The Rock as he walked over to Molly, he didn't
recognize her.
"Uh hi." Molly squeaked out. "Please leave me alone."
Molly as the Rock wrapped his arm around her.
"The Rock knows you want
this." Rocky said as he moved closer to her.
"Maybe you want that
instead." Molly said pointing to Trish. The Rock looked and
grimaced.
"Anyway." The Rock said turning back to Molly.
"Excuse
me could you please leave her alone." Chris said stepping forward. The Rock
looked at him funny then gave the usual snide grin. He was shocked that Jericho
was being polite.
"Look you can have the bitch for some shit." Steiner
panicked. "I need a hit, now! I know you got some Rocky, share the wealth."
Steiner said leaning on The Rock crying.
"The Rock won't even bother to
comment on your candy ass." Rocky sighed. "What in the blue hell is going on?"
The Rock asked looking to Jeff for answers, but didn't recognize him. "The Rock
says who the hell are you?"
"Jeff Hardy." Jeff sighed at Rocky's
bewildered state.
"The Rock is frightened." Rocky sighed looking at
Molly. "And I suppose your Molly Holly." He laughed.
"I am." Molly told
him. The Rock gasped.
"The Great One needs a drink." Rocky
sighed.
"Well why don't you join our bet? Losers pay the winners $50
each." Chris explained. "All you have to do is give up-talking in the third
person for the rest of Lent."
"I can do that, and take you candy asses
money." The Rock grinned shaking Chris's had to seal the deal. As the group
continued on through the mall they passed by Hot Topic. They all decided to go
in.
"Jeff is that you?" One of the clerks asked looking at the young
Hardy.
"Yea." Jeff shrugged. You know you shop some where too much when
the clerks know you by name.
"What happened?" She asked looking him
over.
"Lent happened?" Jeff grumbled. "I have to conform for 40
days."
"That's too bad since the new color of hair dye came out." She
said showing him the crystal metallic blue color. Jeff was in love at that point
with the color. Jeff slowly reached out and hugged the bottle, then to the shock
of all he kissed it; holding it like it was the world's most precious
cargo.
"I love you and no one can tear us apart." Jeff whimpered holding
the bottle. "Daddy loves his baby, yes he does. It won't be long, can you
forgive me? I love you; just remember the good times for now." Jeff cried
holding the bottle.
"Looks who's weak now." Shane laughed at
Jeff.
"Jeff you're going to be alright, ok?" Trish said hugging him. "We
are here for you, just walk away from the hair dye."
"You sound like
Jazz." Molly laughed. "Wait where is she?" They all walked out of the store and
across the way was none other then the Disney store. Jazz stood in the middle of
the store in a Snow white get up and with stuffed animals around her as she
sang.
"Shane?" Hunter asked.
"Yea." Shane responded.
"You
know what it's not even worth me commenting." Hunter said walking
away.
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