40 days and 40 nights
A/N: What can say, I'm lazy!!! No school,
school is out YAY! Oh guess what? I got honors for 4th quarter! And My lowest
final grade was a C that was algebra.
Disclaimer: I do not the WWE. Note
the reason why this is called fanfiction! Hell I own nothing! I only own
myself!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Ok I'll start, I never lost a match."
Shane said as everyone prepared their shot glass for the game.
"First off
you are suppose to say things that you have never done." Jeff said trying to let
Shane know the rules of the game.
"Well if we do that then he will never
take a drink cause he's a wimp." Trish snickered to herself.
"She has a
point dude. Even I the master of like coldness has done more then thou." Rob
said pouring some rum into his little glass.
"Ok fine, why don't we tweak
the rules a bit." Molly said thoughtfully. "Ok when we are asking the I never it
can be something that either we have or haven't done, but if the person who is
asking has done it they have to take the drink too."
"Works for me."
Chris said taking his shot.
"But we haven't started the game yet, why are
you taking the shot?" Hunter asked curiously looking at Chris.
"Because I
know that before this game starts I am going to need to be pretty buzzed." Chris
sighed.
"Ok then again I'll start." Shane said. "I never ripped a comic
book up." Everyone except for Shane took a drink. "You cruel bastards, why would
you do something like that?"
"Well remember when this whole thing for
Lent started. Well me the guys well we had a nice little comic book burning bon
fire." Jeff explained. "We ripped you little books to shreds and then we burned
them. Shane held his glass in his hand and then broke it cause of his anger
spiraling out of control.
"You gonna have to pay for that." Rock said
looking at the bits of glass scattered about the room.
"I just realized
that this game rigged." Hunter said putting his glass done.
"Explain
now?" Chris asked as he took one of the bottles of liquor.
"Look Shane
has no life, he'll win the game." Hunter said pouting. "He'll be the one that
has never done anything."
"Dude, I've even done more then you." Rob
snickered. "You are so not wickedly frosty like I am."
"Anyway." Shane
said rolling his eyes. "Look I wanna play I never."
"If you play then
you'll win!" Molly said trying to explain things to him.
"You know I
never thought about that." Rock snickered. "It's true then he would
win."
"Wait you guys how would I win?" Shane asked looking at them
strangely.
"Well let us run through the list." Trish said as she began to
count on her fingers. "You're a virgin, you never kissed a girl, you are well
you're just you."
"I know even little Miss Innocence has done more then
you." Scott laughed.
"She's probably done more then you too." Jeff
laughed.
"When you think about it, calling yourself freakzilla may just
be something that is just something to help inflate your ego." Rock said looking
at Scott.
"Yea he has a point." Hunter said as he nodded his head in
agreement.
"You know he may be on to something, how much of a freak are
you really?" Jeff asked looking at Scott.
"Do you all doubt my freak
skills?" Scott asked shocked and also appalled that these people would dare
doubt what he was telling them.
"Looking like that, well, I would doubt
you too." Trish snorted looking him up and down. I mean since he wasn't able to
get his supply of steroids then he had basically withered away to
nothing.
"You know this is not my fault." Scott said pouting. "I mean
there has to be more to me then my beautiful body."
"Too easy." Molly
said raising an eyebrow and looking at him strangely. "It's not even worth my
time to insult you."
"Look none of you can say that you all have the
nicest body cause Shawn Michaels won out pageant." Trish said smiling fondly at
the memory.
"Awww, I think that everyone is special cause I love
everyone." Jazz giggled as she skipped around the table.
"Dudes I think I
like, like her better when she is a mean and further more bitter bitch and Miss
sun shine- cause this is like scaring me and this is not ice cube licking good."
Rob said looking at her eyes wide.
"Well look on the bright side." Shane
started.
"And what would that be, ignoring the fact that we have
tequila." Chris said taking a swig.
"Hell I know what the brighter side
is, but I know that we are suppose to look on it." Shane shrugged.
"You
know, you bother me and that makes me feel angry." Hunter said trying to clearly
get his feelings across to Shane without being mean.
"Ok now I am sure
that he has been watching too many of those gay ass shows that have you tell how
they feel and also have ways to express things clearly and nicely." Chris said
nodding his head nervously
"Oh! I love those shows!" Jazz giggled happily
as she jumped up and down. "I like those when especially they talk about each
and everyone is special, so let's give ourselves a big hug! YAY!" They all
looked at her. "I'm just going to walk around and give you all a nice big
squeeze!"
"Before you even try it, let us ask you something." Chris said
as played with the empty bottle of liquor.
"Is it worth it?" Trish asked
raising her eyebrows. "Cause by all means do it if you think that you can
survive an ass kicking. So if you think that getting your ass kicked is worth
spreading love to the world, be my guest."
"I love you all!" Jazz yelled
as she reached for someone to hug.
"I think that this is the time in the
chapter where someone says, lets get the hell out of here." Chris said looking
at them all as they backed away.
"Let's get like the fuck out of this
none frozen place." Rob said running away. They all ran from Jazz.
"Awww
they are going to spread my love!" Jazz giggled as she pranced about the empty
bar.
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Alright it's almost two
in the morning! I need sleep!
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Hast
la night-night
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Luv peace and grease