40 days and 40 nights
A/N: What can say, I'm
lazy!!!
Disclaimer: I do not the WWE. Note the reason why this is called
fanfiction! Hell I own nothing! I only own
myself!
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"Who ever suggested this deserves to be
shot!" Trish sighed as she sat at the small table. They were all sitting at a
table in a bar watching people other then themselves make total fools of
themselves.
"Well I'll load the gun." Molly sighed as she watched Jazz
and Rocky sing.
"How long is lent anyway?" Chris asked as he swirled his
drink around.
"It ain't over yet so it's too damn long." Hunter
sighed.
"Dude I am running out of words to use." Rob sighed as he flipped
through the book.
"I see it as a blessing in disguise." Jeff sighed.
"Well Rob look on the bright side I mean you don't have to borrow clothes not to
mention ask Chris Harvard for fashion advice."
"Oh come on no one at this
table has any right to complain but me!" Scott said as he took another swig of
his beer. "I mean I look so pathetic now, hell Stacy's leg probably weighs more
then me!"
"I know whose stupid ass idea was this." Shane said shaking his
head.
"Tell me he didn't say that." Hunter demanded almost looking at
Shane like he had grown another head.
"If I did then it would be lying
and I would hate to do that to you." Chris sighed.
"No I am serious."
Shane said nodding his head. "This is all Jeff's fault."
"I know you done
lost your mind boy!" Jeff said shaking his head. "Look you are the one who was
looking for something to give up for lent and then by the almighty urge of
nosiness that seems to infect all of us, got us wanting to help you."
"Ok
now I know that we all have not acting like ourselves lately but there is no
reason for us to start acting like other people." Trish said looking at them all
a bit concerned. "I mean Hunter sounding like Booker T and then Jeff sound like
Raven a simplified way."
"Well you all look on the bright side of
things." Shane said with a smirk. "If it wasn't for Jeff and his bright
idea."
"And yet he still thinks that I am the one who started this whole
thing." Jeff sighed waving his hands in the air as if to say that he has washed
his hands from trying to help his friend.
"Dude I feel your pain." Rob
said patting Jeff's back. "I know life has been a little less then frosty, but
let's look on the bright side of things."
"Oh enlighten us please with
your wisdom." Molly said looking at them with a smirk.
"Look this way it
shows how much will power that we truly have. And like dudes this also shows us
some of our faults and like the stuff we like need to work on." Rob said using
little hand motions to help move a long his little story.
"You know he
makes sense." Hunter said shaking his head. "I mean as sad as it is he makes
sense."
"Personally we all lose; I mean we all have stayed strong." Chris
sighed. "So what do we gain out of this?"
"Knowing the fact that if a
certain pair which I shall not name went on American Idol (don't own) then they
would have their feeling hurt by Simon." Molly said nodding her head.
"Or
the fact that the real reason why the men don't have photo shoots like that the
women do in the WWE then the company's business would fail because the men are
incompetent fools. And basically that the women are what really make this
company a success." Trish added.
"Not to mention that fact we learn the
Austin has more brains then we give him credit for, being as he outsmarted us in
the worst way." Hunter said adding his fact based comment.
"Also knowing
that some of us need our flaws to make us who we truly are other then that we
are nothing but a skeleton of our former selves, no pun intended." Scott
sighed.
"Not to mention the fact you learn that reading is an important
fact to expand your vocabulary and when you have narrow way of thinking your
mind is close to other words making you sound like a fool when you talk." Rob
said nodding.
"Also knowing that you have gained a respect for who you
are and when a part of your personality is taken away then you feel empty. You
aren't yourself when you take that one part away from you, it's like you become
someone else and like everyone else." Jeff said sighed.
"Yea and you take
reading a good comic book for granted." Shane said sipping his cola.
"You
know what?" Hunter sighed. "We had a good insightful moment going and you just
crushed it."
"How about that you learn that there are other things are
out there to also experience?" Shane asked trying to recreate the
moment.
"Nope you've killed our moment." Molly sighed.
"Why can we
be friends? Why can't we be friends?" Chorused the voices of Rocky and Jazz
through the small hall. (I don't own that song either.)
"Because the
sounds of you alls voices are putting everyone in a bad mood." Jeff
yelled.
"Well think of it this way, there many good things that have come
out of this." Shane said with a smile. "Even though Jeff is the reason for all
of us being so miserable."
"I swear that there is no hope for your dumb
ass, when are you just going except that you sir are an ass and guess what? You
can kiss mine!" Jeff growled looking at Shane.
"Ok." Chris said looking
at Jeff and then turning back to Shane. "Though I know once again that will have
someone kick my ass for asking you this but what prey tell has come out of this
experience that is good?" Chris asked.
"Well I have decided that it is
time for everyone to be enlightened by my superior intellect." Shane said
standing from his chair and posing.
"Meaning?" Rob asked curiously.
"Cause like did you need to take a chill pill."
"Take it from me man,
drugs are bad." Scott sighed. "Look at what the withdrawal has done to
me."
"Anyway, what I am trying to say is that I am going to write a book
about my life as a sex god." Shane said licking his lips.
"You know I
think I will write my own book too." Molly said looking at Chris.
"Oh
really what about?" Chris asked interested in what his girlfriend had to
say.
"My chronicles with a bunch of idiots." Molly said as if she could
seriously see it now.
"Sounds like a best seller to me." Trish
sighed.
"It just occurred to me you guys." Hunter said steering the
conversation in a new direction.
"What?" Jeff asked.
"I have a lot
of respect for those American Idol judges, cause if they can put up with shit
like this all day long them God bless them." Hunter said as Jazz and the Rock
carried on singing.
"I know what will help us." Trish said as she lined
to table off with some shot glasses. "Why we play 'I
never'!
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hey there! This is all fer this week! I'll try
my best to update but my exams will be starting soon and I have to study or I
will fail well maybe not American Literature!
Review or the pixis will
bite ya!
Hasta la bye-bye-bye
Meggie-muffin