40 days and 40 nights
A/N: Another weird idea from
me!
Disclaimer: I do not the
WWE.
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"Shane
what the hell is your issue?" Jeff asked looking at his friend. Shane sat there
in the room full of crowded Raw superstars. They all were in there long before
the show had started, just socializing with each other.
"I've been
thinking on what to give up for Lent." Shane said as he thoughtfully scratched
his green hair.
"Why don't you give comic books up?" Jeff asked as he sat
next to his friend. Shane looked at Jeff with wide eyes as if to say that you
are a dumb ass. Shane 'Hurricane' Helms give up comic books for 40
days.
"That's like Jeff Hardy conforming." Shane laughed out loud. Others
in the room had heard and also began to laugh as well.
"Well that would
never happen." Chris Jericho laughed in his usual sarcastic way.
"Just
like you being less then the usual asshole." Jeff replied. "I could conform if I
really wanted to."
"Hey I am the King of the World, I can do anything I
damn well please." Chris boasted.
"I was thinking more a long the lines
of King of the Man Whores." Molly said as she flipped through her book with a
satisfied smile on her face.
"You weren't complaining last night." Chris
said winking at Molly.
"Molly Holly, be anything other then up tight?"
Trish laughed. "I swear I she ever wore something with a V-neck I'd be
shocked."
"At least I'm not made of plastic like some blonde bitch for a
Barbie." Molly snickered, a long with Jazz.
"She got ya there." Jazz
laughed.
"Ladies, be cool but then again it's all cool when you're with
R-V-D." Rob said doing that pointy thumb thing that he does when he says his
name.
"I swear that is so annoying." Chris said as he shook his head.
"You all sicken me with your weakness."
"You have no right to say that."
Steiner said as he kissed his muscles for what seemed to be the hundredth
time.
"I think I speak for everyone when I say that I am that damn good."
HHH said as he stepped into the conversation.
"Where did that come from?"
Shane asked bewildered. "All I wanted was a little help with finding something
that I could give up for Lent."
"I bet you couldn't give up comic books."
Jeff smirked.
"I bet you couldn't conform." Chris laughed.
"Fine
then why don't we all give up something for Lent?" Shane laughed
sarcastically.
"Actually Junior that's not a bad idea." Chris said
rubbing his chin. "It could be a bet; the losers have to pay the winner or
winners 50 bucks each."
"So the question is what would be good
challenges?" Molly asked curiously.
"For starters, you have to give up
being a prude and so up tight." Trish snickered.
"Fine no problem, but
you have to give up being a hoe and being trashy." Molly challenged back. Chris
diligently wrote the challenges down. "Though I doubt you'd be able to do it,
that's just like Jerkicho giving up his ego and sarcasm."
"Hey do not
have an ego but I'm not sure about the sarcasm." Chris snapped. "You know what
just to prove my point I will give those things up." Chris said adding his name
to the list. "And I suppose Hardy will give up his weirdness."
"Not a
problem. " Jeff said moreover trying to convince himself more then the others.
"As long as Shane gives up comic books."
"I'm a super hero, why read
comics when I can star in my own." Shane said posing.
"Cool." RVD said
nodding his head.
"And you will not say 'cool' for 40 days just cause
that annoys me." Steiner said as he decided to enter this
conversation.
"Dude, not cool." RVD frowned. "But it's cool!"
"And
you could lay off your dosage of steroids." Chris snickered.
"Hey this is
hard work, not steroids." Steiner said defending himself. Silence etched the
room.
"In other words put him down for no steroids." HHH
laughed.
"And him down for being an ass." Steiner smiled.
"Anyone
else?" Chris asked as he scribbled a few more words down.
"Jazz can't be
a bitch." Trish suggested.
"And you can't be an idiot." Jazz sighed.
"Whatever, I'm tough."
"And also very manly." Trish added.
"Ok so
I got Jeff for being normal, for lack of better words. Shane can't read comics.
Molly can't be uptight or a prude. Trish can't be trashy. Steiner can't have his
steroids. Hunter can't be an ass. Jazz can't be a bitch. Rob can't say cool. And
yours truly cannot have an ego or be sarcastic." Chris said reading things off.
"I guess all bets are on
tomorrow!"
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Okie
dokie! I have finished this chapter! I know that this really isn't that much but
I am doing the best that I can! I am trying because this is a weird idea I got
in school since I go to a Catholic school. So I don't know where this fic is
really going so bare with me!
Review or you will anger the
pixis!
Hasta la bye-bye-bye
Meggie-muffin