As you look again as you go to open the door you realise the splinter has disapeared, suddenly you feel somthing gnawing at your brain and just before you die you realise that it was actually a Burrowing Midget Sandworm That Is Able To Live In Acidic Enviroments And Feasts Only On The Brains Of Poor Unfortunate Souls That Mistake It For A Splinter or a BMSTIATLIAEAFPPTBPUSTMIFAS for short.