The Planet Sinead
The planet Sinead is where lots of red people live. They like to riverdance a lot there and are often heard to say "top o' t' mornin' to ya" in irish accents. Everyone wears red there because it is just such a red place. There are however no grenades and anyone who mentions the word grenade is shot immediately.
Unfortunately, because this planet is red, some people often confuse it as a star and for some obscure reason, like to call it beetlejuice. This is very silly and will not be tolerated by the people of the planet sinead. It makes them very mad and whenever someone calls their planet Bettlejuice, they stamp 17 times with their left feet and shout "get lost, you stupid grunty runts!" in most cases, the astronomers who have made the mistake get very scared and run off to cry to their mummies. After this, the people of Sinead are content and continue with their everyday activities (usually taking driving tests or running driving schools.)
The planet Sinead is a very pleasant holiday town and many an irishman has spent a happy summer there, playing the flute and doing jigs.