The Big Pink Hairy Planet of Laurie.
On the big pink hairy planet of laurie, everyone is a lorry. All of the lorries are pink and hairy which is kinda scary because they all look like yetis and cause there is so much traffic, there is a lot of road rage. in the summer all of the lorries eat pink ice lollies because they are very hot and there is no other food colouring on this planet. The planet of laurie is very close to the planet of kissack and also the planet of sinead. However, the people of laurie do not mix with the people with sinead because that would create a really funny colour. Also the people of laurie do not like the people of kissack cause they do not approve of carl's involvement with the devil cat.
A terrible thing happened on the second day on my stay at the pink planet. Big monster Laurie the lorry got her hair stuck in monster car lott the lorry's wheels. A violent struggle followed, during which car lott had two of her tyres ripped off. Big monster laurie was tres upset as she had to have her exhaust pipe amputated and she does not drive any more to this day, just sits and sulks in a corner.