In this planet there are many happy people, all with strange names that like to laugh and joke a lot. The main district in the planet of byles is the county of ryde, where all the pissheads hang out. Fortunately, they do not have to worry about being arrested as they can drive away super quickly in the abandoned cars which are all around as ryde is the most popular place in the whole universe to abandon cars!

Visitors to the planet of byles may be alarmed as everything there is white (like on the isle of wight) but there is no need to worry as this is just because the people of byles like to do lots of cleaning. they like dusting best because they find it interesting. however they don't like washing cars because it turns their fingers all mingin and so they usually just launch all the dirty cars into space with the aid of a big trampoline.

the mayor of the planet of byles is of course james byles and everyone loves him and worships him cause he's great. of course if you visit there and do not worship him, you will of course be immediately sentenced to death and soon killed by the killer celery that every resident of byles keeps in their back garden to keep the burglers away. (so you have no choice basically)