The planet of many hoovers was where i acquired my great friend Homer the Hoover from. Homer is a great hoover, a descendant of the Dyson family and he makes hoovering a great joy on my space ship! Homer is very friendly and never bites anyone as he likes humans. There are a lot of hoovers on the planet of many hoovers and they like to frolic about and pick daisys together. On some days they make daisy chains and play with the gerbils from the nearby planet of all things small and furry.

ahhhhh please excuse me whilst my eyes explode!!!