The Planet Of Big Scary Gem
On the planet of big scary gem there are lots and lots of monkeys. all of these monkeys only have 2 fingers. that is all they need as they like to show their general opinions on life lots. all the monkeys drive fork lift trucks all the time as their mates on the planet caz taught them how to. when visiting the planet of big scary gem it is advisable to visit the 4 wise monkeys, these being big scary caz monkey, big scary jim bob monkey big scary beanonffenue monkey and bog scary sarge monkey. although wise, unfortunately bog scary sarge monkey is scared of bogs so if you seek him out, do not take your loo with you for company. these wise monkeys with teach you the ways of life like how to drink 67436737846 pints and not get ill at all and how to banger race
on the planet of big scary gem it is quite strange as the only words the monkeys can say begin with the letter f. this has quite disasterous consequences apart from at the annual flower show of gem which is a proud event for every citizen of the planet of big scary gem as they all love pretty flowers
sometimes, whilst listening to bob the builder on heroin fm, the monkeys like to rip their own vest tops. sometimes as a friendly gesture, they often rip their friends vest tops too, but this is only on the night of a full moon and if you are a lucky monkey
during the week on the planet of big scary gem it is very quiet as all the monkeys like to sit and do i.t coursework as they find it thrilling although not as good as travel and tourism as this is ace and it means that they can go to whatever planets they want, whenever they want.
Recently, a considerable number of monkeys on this planet have become farmers. this was following a move to farming life by wise big scary beanoffenue monkey and big scary ady monkey. they have a great time and often hang out on the planet of jane and jen where they can attend young farmers events like hockey and tiddlywinks.
GO FORTH AND VISIT GEM, SHE WILL SAVE YOU FROM ANY EVIL THAT MIGHT GET YOU