The Galaxy Of Many Friends
Well this is a galaxy where all of my friends live. One of the many stars here is the particularly spectacular star of LeHard. It is orbited by the very nasty and violent comet of Hardina the Sardina and also the planet of Kathilda Matilda, the planet of Freddie Mercury, the planet of Ringo Star and also the planet of the other members of Queen. If you fly extremely close to this the planet of The shed that we stayed in when we went to germany, which also orbits the star of LeHard, you may be able to hear singing. This will probably be LeHard herself warbling away to an old queen song whilst she has the volume of her walkman on high and does not realise that anyone else can hear. If you by chance should hear it, record it for it will become a treasured possession that will bring you much money when you encounter LeHard.
There is another star close to the star of LeHard, although slightly smaller. This is the star of polly. It is similar to LeHard, partly because they are related and partly because they both fancy chris wong. On its sole planet, the Planet of polly, there are a lot of kettles because when polly puts the kettle on, everyone has tea. Its a good thing that everyone likes tea here, because there is plently of it and everyone has to drink at least 17 cups a day. There are many cows here as well because there has to be a lot of milk for the tea.
On the other side of the Star of LeHard is the evil black hole of Sarah Diver. This is no ordinary black hole as it is of course ginger. This evil ginger hole has been known to swallow many an innocent passing sandwich or meal. Be warned: When you are passing this ginger hole as it will eat almost anything. For defence tactics it might be necessary to carry a couple of onions with you as this can fight off the ginger one.
Also pres de ca there is the planet of jane and jen. There are a great many animals here, so many that in fact, i can't remember them all, but there are many dogs, fish, cows, gerbils and regular cats. Do not confuse these cats with devil cats cause they aren't devil cats they are just normal and nice.
And to all those who won't believe me, (rob) john lennon WAS in the rolling stones and george michael WAS in The Who, so there.