Things invented by jerks:

1. Screensaver
2. Cheap binders
3. Cubicles
4. Small backpacks
5. Exersice equipment
6. Microsoft Office
7. Windows 3x/9x/ME/NT
8. Star Wars
9. Starcraft
10. SAC Cards
11. Inkjet Printers
12. Software Modems
13. iMac
14. Speed Limits
15. Mass Transit