You know your world is based around the internet when...


You measure time as a percetage remaining until something is done.

You swear that your ICQ contacts are better friends than the people you hang out with.

When you wake up on a weekday, you have to conciously remind yourself to wear pants.

You can locate anything on the internet within minutes of its mention.

You are always only five minutes away from internet access as a maximum safe distance.

You've gone through more than two monitors.

You would rather not pay rent and keep your internet connection.

You bring up getting a T1 for your appartment building for all users in the building every time you see your land lord.

It is your firm belief that computer porn is a safezone for the world's economy.

You have at least one nude picture of all your favorite actresses.

You always download things, but no one ever sees you use them, and you claim they are "required internet utilities."

You update Winzip every time a new version comes out.

You have three hard drives:
1.Local programs
2.Napster and MP3s
3.Images(Drive is a hidden drive)

You have the best versions of MSN Explorer, Internet Explorer, Netscape, Neoplanet, Opera and Penguinsurf.

You consider it a crisis when your ISP's Network goes down, along with their user ports.

You swear that cable