X-am review... I seeketh the holy substance. The sacred Caffiene. It is no longer a want, but a need. Its holiness is matched by none. All who worship its ways are blessed with more awake, which drives the evils of sleep away. The more pure, the more holy. Some people believe that by adding to the holy substance, you can make it holier, but they are all false prophets in the world of caffiene. So sad that something so holy could be tainted. But such a holy cannot be purified, thus tainting the intake of the caffiene. But one can take sanctum in true, pure, coffee.

Word 2000 (Not good program, am needink Linux, da?)

Merge: Click the little mail merge button and do the whatnot it says to.
Letter format: Includes a header with address, name, org, etc.
Embedded pictures: Insert ---> Picture ---> From File OR From Clip art.

Exhell 2000 (made by Microsoft script kiddies.)

Charts: Use chart function
Copy data: Exactly as it sounds

Crapsess (Used by millions of dolts all over the world. Not to be trustink.)

Change form data: Edit data via record files
Tables: Use table wiz
Queries: Use query wiz

Powerpointless (Is useless software, wastink time, da?)

I know all there is to know.

Front Page (Is purest of all evil. cannot be usink without summoning unholy first, da? And is called Index.html not front.html, useless scriptink kiddies)

Use HTML in Pico. And Perl. In C++ too. But not MS versions.

Publishe (is waste of time, can buy christmas cards, da?)

Basic Creat-a-card functions, but less functional. And less features. It also breaks more. Not as much as front page.