Ten signs that you're living in an RPG (Role-playing game)

10. You can walk into anybody's house and take anything, and they wont care.
9. Anyone who you approach wilkl dispense useless information immediately
8. People will only walk a couple of steps, then change direction, or they will stay in the 
same spot all day.
7. The simplest decision you make sets off a chain of events that eventually has you wearing
a suit of armor and defending the earth from and unheard of evil.
6. You and your friends actually have really cool names like Cecil, Serge, Cid and Crono.
5. Monsters attack you from out of nowhere.
4. Whenever you fight someone at school, you have to take turns being hit.
3. If you break your leg all it takes is a magic potion or a piece of chicken to heal it.
2. You find useful things and treasure chests just lying around.
1. You are continually referred to as "THE CHOSEN ONE".

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