Ten chemicals that will never be discovered and their reactants...

10. Britspearsium - Reacts well with silicon.
9. Sadamhusanium - Reacts with any chemical to create violent explosions.
8. Charliemansonium - Does not react with any chemcals except those in its "family".
7. Sociopathium - Does not react well with others.
6. Montrealcanadium - Always loses electrons whatever it reacts with.
5. Insanium - Is a few electrons short of a stable load.
4. Bonnieandclydium - Reacts well with hot lead.
3. Irishmanium - Reacts with alcohol and creates a substance 4x as strong.
2. Satanium - Reacts with other chemicals only by fire.
1. Millivanillium - Upon reaction, it creates a sound so horrid and loud, it instantly deafens the chemist.

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