Ten signs that the police in your city are either corrupt or stupid...

10. They light their cigarettes by firing their gun a few times and touching it to the barrel.
9. They use powdered donuts to dust for finger prints.
8. Cops that get paid under the table aren't called 'crooked', they're professionals.
7. Drugs from huge busts are only 'destroyed' on weekends and holidays.
6. They really do shoot first and ask questions later.
5. People are shot for J-walking.
4. A shoot out only happens when the donut shops are running low on stock.
3. "Beat the Minority" is the main game at the annual picnic.
2. The most frequent sound the squad cars make isn't the siren, but backfiring.
1. You live in North Bay, Ontario.

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