Ten signs that you have bad luck...

10. The burger you order at the fast food joint across town happens to be the one in one BILLION that is actually made of cat.
9. Your fake plants die.
8. Your cat eats your fish, then your dog eats your cat and chokes on the cat's collar and dies.
7. Your mother-in-law comes over for a permanent visit.
6. You take your car through the carwash and, not only does the inside get soaked, but the outside is dirtier than to begin with.
5. There are no bones in your fillet of fish you bought, but you choke on one anyway.
4. There is a 183 hour Britney Spears Marathon on TV and your daughter forces you to watch it.
3. It turns out that your favorite food causes genital warts.
2. Of all the places it could hit you, the baseball smokes you right in the nuts.
1. You bend over to tie your shoe, and you get hit by an asteroid.

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