Ten rejected pub names

10. The happy boozer
9. Sir Puke-alot's
8. Mr. worm's tequila barn
7. Kremlin's vodka place
6. The rotted oak
5. Lake Ontario's draft place
4. The never-flushing toilet
3. The buck-a-drop Lager and Ale
2. The Catholic Irish pur, and right next to it...
1. The protestant Irish pub

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