Ten "Yo Mamma" Jokes...

10. Yo mamma is so fat, she's half English, half Irish, and half French.
9. Yo mamma is so fat, she left the house with high heels and came back with flip flops.
8. Yo mamma is so fat, she asked me to scratch her back, and I needed mountain climbing gear.
7. Yo mamma is so old, she still owes Moses five bucks.
6. Yo mamma is so old, she remembers where she was when Kennedy, Lennon, and Lincoln were shot.
5. Yo mamma is so nasty, she can braid her arm hair.
4. Yo mamma is so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!"
3. Yo mamma is so old, her social security number is 1.
2. Yo mamma is so fat, she steps on a scale and it says "to be continued".
1. Yo mamma is so fat, aside from the great wall of China, she is the only product of man visible from space.

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