Ten signs that you are (or you're going) INSANE!

10. Your multiple personalities are in a fight and not talking to eachother.
9. You think Straight Jacket Inc. should start their own clothing line.
8. Lucky the Leprichaun keeps asking you to light his pipe.
7. You think its rude that all the paintings and pictures in the room are staring at you.
6. The girl you started dating doesn't think its nice that the gifts you keep sending her consist of her dead grandmother's body parts.
5. No one will believe you that your closet is a gateway to the land of the mop people.
4. You think you should count your chest hair again, just to be safe.
3. Instead of saying 'I' you say 'we' and point to yourself twice.
2. You tell your co-workers that letter bombs are just your hobby, you specialize in car bombs.
1. You yell "your surrounded, come out with your hands up!" then run screaming out of the room.

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