Ten things that tell you your wife doesn't love you anymore...

10. At the airport, she checks YOU as carry-on luggage.
9. Whenever she hears "It's Raining Men" she looks at you and shakes her head.
8. The brakes on your car mysteriously disconnect.
7. She calls friends during sex.
6. She gets a restraining order that says you can't live in the came country as her.
5. When you go out she tells people she's walking the dog.
4. She twlls you to borrow a cup of sugar from the neighbors... and the closest person lives 10 miles away from you.
3. She fumigate the house while you're asleep.
2. You've dodged more thrown objects than door-to-door salesmen
1. She remarries... before you are divorced.

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