Ten toys that never made the market

10. GI Ellen "the lesbian action figure"
9. Happy baby Centerfuge
8. Tully's "one-touch" collapsible piano
7. "Is that thing loaded?" board game
6. Proctologist in a box
5. Baby's first Nuclear Reactor
4. Tully's "Bay of Broken Glass"
3. Barbie's crack house
2. Transvestites: Males in disguise
1. Vietnamese Prostitute Barbie

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